Danny

This man 100% yaps the whole time during his tattoo appointments, regardless of whether or not the customer wants to hear it. Even if they throw on a pair of headphones or something, he’s still talking. I think he’d talk even more if people noticeably want peace and quiet, just to fuck with them. 

He’s got a playlist for everything, and I mean everything. Its raining outside? Erik’s rainy day playlist is softly playing through his Bluetooth speaker. Pissy mood? Angry walking music playlist is blaring through his headphones. Can’t sleep? Guess what, neither can anybody else in the house bc he’s cranking the volume on his if I must suffer, so will everyone else, playlist. 

BISEXUAL.

So unserious. He could not keep a straight face through a serious conversation to save his life, which I’m sure has landed him in hot water more times than he can count. I think it’s a combination of a coping mechanism and a lack of giving a shit. 

Rolls his eyes 24/7. 

Erik will argue just for the sake of arguing and double down if he realizes that he’s in the wrong. I think he’s great at playing it off, too. If the two of you were arguing and he’s insisting that he’s right about something, he’ll gaslight the shit out of you, even as you’re googling it and showing him your phone, he’s trying to convince you that you typed it in wrong. 

Will throw down for his family. His loyalty to them knows no bounds. He loves his siblings and parents more than anything and I can totally picture him beating the shit out of anyone who picked on Bobby as a kid and trying to scare the shit out of all of Julia’s boyfriends, all while acting aloof when he’s around them.