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Hi everyone! I'm ghostlygrotesquerie, or you can call me Ghost or Ghostly!! Here's a masterlist of all the current fics and headcanons I have on here; I do have a little more on AO3 (whimsnwishes)!
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Hi everyone! I'm ghostlygrotesquerie, or you can call me Ghost or Ghostly!! Here's a masterlist of all the current fics and headcanons I have on here; I do have a little more on AO3 (whimsnwishes)!

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Comforts and Lies
Qifrey x Reader
Qifrey seeks you out after an argument, hoping to make amends.
wc: 1.4k cw: Manga Spoilers kind of (if you know about it then you will notice it, if you don't then like,, caution ig idk), qifrey is a little liar, angst, hurt/comfort, mostly hurt, this was supposed to go in a Completely Different direction but i got very distracted and now its sad!
Qifrey hates water. He hates the way rain patters against the roof, sending hollow knocks through the atelier that he and Olruggio built up brick by brick to house them, to home them. He hates the way the cold a storm brings with it seeps through the shutters, crawling up the walls and onto the furniture, reaching where he sits staring at the unlit hearth in a vacant stare. He hates the suffocating feeling that grips at his chest, tight, longing for comfort that he feels unable to ask for—no, he has no right to seek it out, seeing as he's the one who made you cry.
That's the type of water he hates most; The salty and warm blobs of water that first welled up in your pretty eyes after he raised his voice. He barely noticed that you were crying until he'd finally turned back to face you, searing the image of fat tears dripping down your cheeks, staining the skin with trails of moisture that served as pathways for fresh tears to follow into his frazzled mind.
Qifrey didn't mean to shout, it was a rare slip of composure, a panicked defense mechanism that raked its way up his throat in a final act of self preservation, which is ironic considering that's what you'd been squabbling about in the first place.
You'd come to him after his most recent stunt in pursuing the Brimmed Caps. Olly had given him an earful previously, but you came to him with knitted brows and bitten lips, needing to understand why he so quickly discards all reason in pursuit of his revenge. Needing him to understand how worried you were—how worried you are for him. Whenever these topics arise, Qifrey finds it difficult to balance how much to lean into your assistance and comfort with how much he needs to close away from you, lest his roots find a place to start digging.
A sigh rises in his chest before he pushes himself up from the floor. It's obvious in hindsight. Running headfirst into dangerous scenarios, getting hurt, and all for the goal of saving himself. He supposes he's silly, really, thinking about his own juxtaposition as he approaches the bedroom door. What good partner wouldn't be worried when their beloved seemingly doesn't care for what could befall them?
The knock of his knuckle against the wooden door is soft, he doesn't want to startle you. It's late, after all. Everyone should be asleep. Qifrey briefly wonders whether opening the door is selfish, but before the thought can even settle in his mind, he's clearing his throat to the sight of your back. You don't turn around.
A soft click sounds from behind his figure when the door closes, but the witch doesn't move from his place.
“Love,” he rasps, suddenly nervous. “You're working at this hour?” The questions skirts around the edge of the bigger topic. He hopes you'll reply, turn around and take the bait so that he can continue to avoid accountability. Keeping the guilt of raising his voice at you close to his heart with no words of forgiveness uttered would surely keep him anxious for life. Perhaps it would grant a break from the constant hammering of rain, because scaring you feels much more terrifying.
Your pen pauses. The soft ball of light next to your haunched over body illuminates the space around the desk, warming the area with a soft and inviting orange glow. He wants to come closer. He can't. The silence he's greeted with makes his fingers itch and they pick at each other, his nails catching on and pushing his cuticles back into his skin.
“Listen,” he mumbles, eyes downcast. “We don't have to discuss the details, but I need you to know that I am sorry for how I acted. Stay angry with me for as long as you need to, my feelings for you will never change.”
“You're such a hypocrite, Qifrey.” Your voice comes out wobbly. Perhaps you hadn't managed to stop crying in the few hours that had passed.
“I know…”
Putting your pen down, you finally turn to face him with puffy eyes. His soft gaze settles on your form as you shift on the wooden chair. Your figure is closed in, trying to shield yourself from any more hurt and he feels his heart crack at the sight. Tears still cling to your lashes, glinting in the lamps glow with every blink and the man thinks he's never seen anything more beautiful yet full of sorrow. He thinks you're pretty when you cry, but not for this reason, he can't stand it when you're hurting.
Wordlessly, he walks over to you with tentative steps, before taking a knee right in front of you.
“Please, my sweet, don't cry.” One gentle hand rises to your face. His index finger curls, using a knuckle to carefully wipe the tears threatening to drip down from under your eyes before he cups your cheek. His thumb strokes over your skin, while his other hand rests on your knee. Your partner never breaks eye contact, the habit was drilled into him throughout his years as an apprentice and now as an adult he takes great care to shift around and make sure he can always see what's swimming in the hues of your irises.
“Qifrey—”
“I know,” he repeats, voice so soft that he wonders if the words even exited from his mind. His hand drops to your shoulder, the other mirroring the positioning before he runs his palms down your arms, letting his fingers trail over the length of them until his grip envelopes your own. With a tender grasp, he brings your hands up to his lips. A gentle kiss is placed across your knuckles before he breathes out again and bows his head to you. “I'm sorry.”
He looks like he's begging, praying for your forgiveness on his knees in front of your form as he holds the backs of your fingers to his forehead. Inhaling through his nose, his grip tightens almost imperceptively before he speaks again, “I never meant to shout at you, you didn't deserve such a reaction.”
“I was… overwhelmed, but that is no excuse. It will never happen again, my love, I promise.” He doesn't move, just keeps his forehead pressed against your fingers until they move in his grip.
Wiggling your fingers free, you brush your fingers through his fluffy hair, it's always so soft. Qifrey looks up then, with an expression riddled with stress. Guilt pulls his eyebrows together, curving the inner corners upwards. He still keeps your other hand hostage for now, gripping it under his chin while his glossy, baby blue eye watches your expressions. For a man so anxious, he exercises an impressive amount of patience.
“I know you didn't mean to yell,” You whisper, nibbling on your lower lip in contemplation, “I just—your lack of care for yourself scares me…”
Qifrey's stomach churns at your words. He knows, you'd said this earlier but he was so caught up in his own thirst that he couldn't hear it. Perhaps he didn't want to hear it. Perhaps he's reckless because he knows it scares people.
“If something happened to you, what would that mean for the girls? They'd be devastated; What about Olly? What about me?” The words tumble from your lips in desperation as if you're pleading for him to hear you, to reach out and grab onto the words and forever hold them close to his heart.
He can't. That would be too kind, too comforting. He briefly considers telling you the truth, confessing that he can't completely accept how your worry and love has slipped under his skin in a warmth akin to one felt only on a fresh summer evening that leaves you feeling completely at peace. He wishes so badly to agree. Tears well up in his lash line from the turmoil and he has to swallow down a scoff. The more he considers being honest, the worse the pain in his head becomes, so he decides to lie.
“I'll be more careful,” he nods, straightening his posture, “no more acting without thinking. I'll come to you beforehand, Olly as well.”
The headache lessens.
“You promise?” Cupping his cheeks, you brush his tears away this time, trading roles.
“Yes, I promise.”
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a doodle from back when i was in a hwei focused community.
hwei + smeargle, and two other pokemon :p take a guess
Blurs the Darkness Like a Chandelier -- Qifrey x Reader
Qifrey x (Gender-neutral!)Reader
CW: Semi-NSFW (lime)
A/N: I had a lot of fun with this one!! Idea credit goes to Moonarch_moo on AO3! 💙
Words of Caress On Their Lips -- Qifrey x Reader
Qifrey x (Gender-neutral!)Reader
CW: Slightly suggestive
A/N: This will likely get a Part 2, I just have work in the morning and it's already 3:11 am 😶🌫️

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sir crocodile x f!reader. request here.
Crocodile was a ruthless, cold-blooded man who had no time in the world for people that didn’t satisfy him. Failed business? Get out. Not good enough? You better catch the next boat home or he will “sables” you and toss you out to sea! He had no time for love or anything casual, just strictly business.
“Are you trying to freeze me to death?” Crocodile asks, mouth clenched on a cigar, shirtless, as you apply a mask onto his face, claiming that his skincare routine was failing him.
“Put a shirt on if you’re cold.” You hum a song to yourself and he tsks, fixing the newspaper in his hands. “Anything interesting?”
“Just about that Mugiwara, that’s all.”
A laugh slipped out. “I still can’t believe you got your ass kicked by a 17 year old.”
Another tsk.
If anyone else made a comment like that, they’d be sinking in either the sand or underwater, depending on the mood Crocodile was in prior to that unnecessary comment. But you? You could easily get away with it. Or so you thought.
Crocodile tossed the newspaper to the side to look at you, his eyes narrowed.
“What is it, Crocy?”
"I let you disrespect me too much." He brought a hand up to your face, his hook lightly grazing your thigh. "Perhaps that should change."
"Perhaps not." You lightly kiss his palm and he hummed. "Leave it on for 30 minutes."
When you get up to leave, Crocodile stops you.
"And where do you think you're going?" He asked, nuzzling your neck, and when you try to push him away, he laughs, that slow, velvety laugh; it caused havoc in your soul. "Can't handle a little product on your neck?"
"You're going to ruin my masterpiece!"
He let out another laugh but this time, he pulled away. "Be quick."
You nod, leave for a few minutes, and return with a bowl of water and a damp cloth. You place it to the side and leave again to grab some snacks. You come back, and sit in your rightful spot: his lap.
"Oh?" He picked up the chocolate covered fruit and tossed one in his mouth. "When did you make these?"
"A few hours ago."
He hummed, taking another. "And the bowl?"
You grin. "You look too comfortable getting up so I'll take off the mask here."
Another hum. Another bite.
"What are we watching?"
You put on your favourite movie, anime, tv show, whatever your choice was, it made Crocodile tsk.
"Again?"
"Yes again." You snap. "I love this so you're going to watch this with me."
He rose one eyebrow. "I thought this was my selfcare day."
"Well..." You trail off, then huff. "Shut up, Crocy, if I want to watch this, we're going to watch this. Stop questioning your wife."
He put the cigar back into his mouth, rolled his eyes, and closed them.
You drag out a sigh. Force back a smile. "Fine, watch whatever you want. I need to clean the microwave anyway."
Some chocolate had spilled onto the plate and you weren't a fan of leaving stains behind. When you get up to leave, he pulled you into his chest, and held you there.
"Watch your movie." He grumbled, eyes still closed.
"No you can-" He lightly pinched your sides. "Hey!"
He smirked, inhaled, exhaled, then blew the smoke to the side. He didn't want the smoke to hit your face.
"Watch it." He repeats for the final time. You couldn't help but laugh. He let out a tsk. Took the cigar from his mouth and placed it down on the ashtray. "What now, woman?"
He exhaled the last bit of smoke, and when your mouth met his, Crocodile exhaled into your mouth. His chest rumbled as he pulled you in closer. Before things could escalate, you part from him with a grin, looking flushed. He hummed again.
"Forget the movie, lets have some fun, eh?"
"Not with the mask on, Crocy." You brush his hair from his face.
Another hum.
He loved to hum instead of using his words.
Thirty minutes went by and you remove the mask from his face with the damp cloth and water, a tender expression on both of your faces, him using this as his chance to tease you with his touches. You pull away and scold him every time. He would simply laugh. Once it was over, he pulled you into him, nuzzling his face into your neck, feeling fresh.
"How about now?" He purred, mouth on your neck. "Time for some fun?"
You tilt your neck for better excess. That's all he needed before ending the night with you flushed against him.
authors note: hihi I hope u enjoyed anon! <3
Gachiakuta chapter 167.2.......
I hate it here
eustass kid x f!reader.
request here.
“Y/N!” You look up when Heat mentioned your name from across the ship.
A banquet was in order after your Captain had defeated Big Mom with the help of Trafalgar Law. Now, you were overlooking the Poneglyph that Trafalgar had oh so kindly dumped on the ground.
You fought alongside the Samurai so your wounds were still healing. The last thing you wanted to do was drink.
“Put that down and party with this, eh?” He said and all the other crew members hollered and cheered in agreement.
The thing is you weren’t feeling so great. Your body was telling you to sit this one out and deal with the stress of the events that occurred in your own way. Problem is, no one on the crew liked your way, especially your Captain, who overheard the conversation from his spot beside Killer.
“Think she’ll breakdown?” Killer asked, eating spaghetti.
When the question was asked, Eustass got on his feet. “Not on my watch.”
Kindly, you decline and apologise when groans and huffs of disappointment filled the air. Soon, the attention was gone from you.
You rub your chin, and the back of your neck, resuming your reading.
“Tsk,” Eustass dragged his makeshift couch with him and put it down beside you. “Get your ass up here, you stress ball.”
“Huh? Who’s stressed?” You huff, but comply with his order anyway.
You sat beside him and his good arm rested around your shoulder, a drink in the metal one. You lean into his side and try to read the Poneglyph again but you couldn’t focus. You blink back the tears in your eyes.
“You’re such a crybaby.” Eustass huffed. “Why are you even on my damn ship?”
“That’s hilarious. I could’ve sworn I saw a tear in your eye when Nami offered me a place on Straw Hat’s ship.”
His jaw clenched. “Still can’t believe you agreed to that shit.” He spat, eyes narrowed dangerously. Then, he processed your false accusation. “Huh? Who had a tear in their eye?”
You grin at the end. “I only agreed to see your reaction.”
“No one’s taking you from me.”
You roll your eyes. You didn’t realise your hand was trembling until your Captain placed his metal hand on top of your flesh hand.
“What is it now?” He asked, eyes on you.
The last person you wanted to talk to about your problems was your egotistical Captain. He was the absolute worst when it came to comforting words so you always went to Killer for advice. But even though he wasn’t good at comforting you with words, you love the comfort his body would bring you. He was like a protective guard dog.
“What if this wasn’t the outcome?” You say, looking at the paper.
“Tsk, what ifs aren’t important.”
You scowl. “You’re the worst.”
He barked out a laugh. “I know.” He was quiet for a second. “If this wasn’t the outcome then we’d all be dead. That’s it.”
So blunt.
You lean against the couch now instead of him and he tugged you towards him, liking the feel of your body against his, and when your hands land flat on his chest, he hummed, a big smirk on his face.
“Like what you feel?”
“Shut up.” You grumble, closing your eyes. Then, the words left you before you could take them back. “I don’t know what I’d do if you were dead, Eustass.”
Not Captain, his name. You always said his name when you were serious. He looked down at you. Then at the sky.
“Can’t live without me? Good. Rely on me. I like that. But learn how to live for yourself too. I’m not here to promise anything, I’m here to lead – and that’s the most dangerous thing about being Captain.” He threw his head back to look at the night sky.
You frown. “I know.”
“Then why’s your lip doing that thing?”
“Why the hell are you staring at my lips?”
His cheeks flamed red. “Fuck off.”
You let out a laugh. You felt much better. He squeezed your arm in reassurance.
“If something happened to you, I wonder what I’d do…” You say softly. “The crew would disband, right? I’d probably get married, move someplace quiet, settle down, might have a pet or pop out a few kids if I want them, who knows.”
He was quiet.
“Captain?” You say his name, and look at his face. He had an ugly look on his face. “What’s that look for?”
“You’re not settling down with no man or having any of his kids, brat.” He snapped, a glare on his face. “I’ll fucking haunt the shit out of the place and traumatise those little bastards by dropping their shit and banging on the walls.”
You let out a laugh. “You’re so stupid.” He glared at you. “But fine, whatever. You’re not allowed to get married to someone if I die too.”
“You’re not dying before me. Not on my watch.” His voice was cold, serious, and you believed him.
“Humph, let whatever’s around decide that.”
He grits his teeth. “Well I’m around and I’ve decided that I die first.”
“Can we talk about something else now?” You huff, not wanting to hear about the death of you or your Captain.
“You’re the one in a mopey mood, shithead. Jeez, you’re like a walking thundercloud.”
You ignore him. “I wonder how Zoro’s doing…”
“Huh? That green haired shit?” He barked. “Why would you wonder about him?”
“Oh, I spoke to him in front of Yasuei’s grave for a couple of hours.” You smile and at the look, he scowled. “It was nice.”
“Yeah?” He said, voice rough. “You were getting cosy with that Trafalgar too, leaning on his shoulder and everything.”
“No one else was there, you were too busy fighting Luffy.” You frown. “I miss them all.”
He scowled at you. “Oi, don’t miss those idiots. I’m your Captain.”
“Unfortunately.” You sigh, teasing him.
“Unfortunately?” He repeats, then he grins, putting you in a headlock. His grip wasn’t tight at all. He did it to bring his face closer to yours. “Say that again, dolly.”
You grin. “Unfortunately.”
He pressed his lips to yours and when he did, you were slightly surprised but still, kiss back. He pulled back, grinning.
“Fortunately.” You correct, squishing his cheeks together. You kiss him again and pull back. “Thank you.”
“Thanking me for a kiss?”
“No, for helping me.” You say, referring to your earlier stress.
He rolls his eyes. “Don’t thank me for stupid shit. I would’ve preferred a thank you for the kiss.”
“And boost your ego? No fucking way, Captain.”
“Humph, whatever.” His fingers play with your hair when you rest your head on his lap. “Let me handle things. Don’t stress for the night. You got that?”
You were quiet for a moment. Putting your trust and faith in someone was something you’d rather not do, but you’ve been sailing with your Captain for years. You always had one foot out the door, afraid to step in and let him in completely, but the kiss you shared with him softened your doubts and whispered for you to trust him.
“Loud and clear, Captain.”
authors note: I’m on the egghead arc so I’ll be back from my hiatus once I’ve caught up with the anime! I hope anon enjoyed reading the request. I had fun writing it! :) <3
Break from my other projects to make coco from witch hat atelier!!! Absolutely my favorite series of all time and so happy it’s an anime now!
SO CUTE OH MY GODDDD 😭💜
yellow! uh uhm I think you accept requests on WHA? ignore this or delete it if you dont though! I wanted to hear your thoughts on brimhat!reader x qifrey? if you have any??
Qifrey x Brimhat!Reader
Now this is an interesting question....
I think Qifrey would have a LOT (and I mean A LOOTTTTT) of conflicting feelings; I think no matter how close the two of you are, he'd be against it basically 100% of the time.
More thoughts down below, MANGA SPOILERS!!! vvvvvv

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IMAGINEE the reader has had a looong month, being commissioned for a task that was quite difficult to say the least. Only solemnly sending letters to their beloved (aka qifrey). And when the reader finally arrives back to the atelier they have welcome back party! It’s not grand, but it’s wholesome, and would have probably met coco for the first time. (+Qifrey being all over the reader during and after the party)
first time making a request, kinda nervous 🤧🤑
Here you go anon! As usual, it is unedited.
Welcome Home
Genre: Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Familial Fluff Pairing: Qifrey/Reader Type: One-shot Word Count: 1800+ Rating: G Nothing is more exciting than returning home after a long trip and being greeted by...no one? Hm. How strange?
You smiled at the sweet pegasi as you hopped down from the carriage. They fluttered their wings and chuffed as you slipped a hand beneath their jaws, scratching affectionately at the junction of their neck and wings. You smiled and fished for a sugar cube from your pocket, offering it to the creatures as a show of appreciation.
“Thank you,” you hummed as you stepped away. They broke the soil with their hooves before taking off, a call of gratitude was what they returned to you.
When they dipped over the horizon you nodded with satisfaction. You spun on your heel and placed your hands on your hips. You breathed deep, liberated from the salty tang of the Great Hall and now fully embraced by the rich grass of the valley. The white and teal fabric of your cloak settled near your ankles, the weight of it no longer suffocating. Oh, how wonderful.
Home at last. The Great Hall was a welcome change but when two weeks turned into an unscheduled two months and the only contact you had with your family were hand written letters, you soon began to openly lament your stay. You missed home. You missed your warm atelier where the tiles shook off rain and melted snow, where the cobblestone lit with each step. Where your family lived, the smell of home cooking and the warmth of the hearth.
You missed your husband, your friend and your children.
You paused and tilted your head, where were they though? Whether it was a day trip to Kahln or a trek to the Hall, someone was always there to greet you when you returned. The sun was just beginning to set, you were a bit later than you had told Qifrey you’d be but he didn’t say anything to it.
You trekked along curiously as you hiked up your skirts and descended the small path to the atelier’s entrance, the stones glowing steadily underfoot. Olruggio must have done maintenance while you were gone, they were brighter than usual.
When still no one greeted you your mind plunged. Had they forgotten you were coming back? Qifrey did tend to get caught up in his work but there were no tests on the books and he would’ve told you if an emergency had cropped up.
You reached for the door knob and the lock triggering without an alarm.
Maybe the girls needed something and they couldn’t wait? Did the Starry Sword get in new stock? You knew how much Qifery loved raiding that place.
You pushed the door open gingerly, leaning forward so just your head poked through. It was dark. You could make out faint shadows in the background, casted by the little light that peaked through the closed shutters. It smelt a bit sweeter than usual but nothing seemed outwardly concerning. Maybe they really did go out?
Hello hello!! I wanted to ask if you were taking requests for witch hat atelier?
Hi hi!!! I haven't taken a fic request in like five years so I'm a bit nervous about the prospect, BUT!!! If y'all ever want to propose a little idea or anything to me then I'm all ears! (just no guarantee I'll 100% do it 😋)
I also write for other fandoms as well! If you want to check out my AO3 (whimsnwishes), I have fics for Gachiakuta & Devil May Cry on there already!
I love my wife 💙
Me and Olruggio can share him idccc I need that beautiful man
The sky's kindest, most radiant Star ✨
"Cake! For the Words I Cannot Say"
Summary: In the warm atmosphere of the atelier, you struggle to find a way to express your feelings for Qifrey through something as simple as cooking. Unsure and quietly overwhelmed by your own emotions, you end up working with his apprentices to prepare a cake inspired by his handwritten recipe notes. Tags: Romantic Tension, Mild emotional insecurity / self-doubt, Fluff (kinda), Domestic setting (kitchen / atelier life), Very light anxiety around affection/validation Word Count: 2.7k Requested?: Yes! by: @foofferfoofles (sorry! It seems like I cant directly tag your account for some reason.) Dividers by: @cursed-carmine & @enchanthings-a
The afternoon sunlight seeps through the ateliers windows like shimmering gold ribbons. You sit in the kitchen attempting to relax in the sun's warmth, your pencil gripped tightly pressed to your lips. Looking at your small notepad, you sigh. The small book is filled with the names of different kinds of foods, each name bearing a dark line across it, like a testament to your continued confusion.

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See Your Body Bare -- Qifrey x Reader
Qifrey x (Gender-neutral!)Reader
CW: Semi-NSFW (lime)
A/N: This is a Part 2 for the last fic, "I Will", but can be read as a standalone fic!
coco: let's create a warm comfortable place for the dragon to nap because qifrey-sensei says magic shouldn't be used to hurt people! qifrey: i'm about to blast this bitch to kingdom come