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AROMANTIC PEOPLE

ASEXUAL PEOPLE

AND AROACE PEOPLE

ALL BELONG IN THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY

TAG YOUR MOOTS AND MAKE THEM EXPLAIN THEIR USERNAMES LORE

Starting with me:

Hyyl18 because when i was youngest i had a group in a random app with some friends and i didnt knew qhat username to use so i decided to create one with things i used to read since we were talking abt fanfic in this group so: Hot Yaoi Yuri Lemon +18 stuff (i was in my dirty era dont dare to judge me). Hyyl18 thats it. Now i use it everywhere yay

When I was growing up we had this purebred mini poodle. And because he was purebred my Mama had to have a fancy purebred name for him. For some reason she chose Sir Sam Spade. And any time he was in trouble (which was often, he was a beautiful menace) she would call out [Our Last Name] Sir Sam Spade.

I always thought the name was super cool and when I wanted to stop being a bunch of stupid memes in a trenchcoat (meepbacon) and also let my online ID be a little more gender fucky I stole our dogs name for myself.

Later I learned that the Sam Spade part was actually the name of a very famous American detective from novels including The Maltese Falcon. Which is hilarious because I had already seen The Maltese Falcon ages before I connected those dots.

@clowndestroyer2000

@blizard-enby

@samthelocalshadow @batteriesandflashlights @quirky-petal @universalcozmo @castiels-slinky @stag-the-beetle @djdaartist

I have no lore for my username lol

im just quirky and I got Petal from the fact that it used to be Lotus

I thought it was ironic since evalene is far from "mere"

and I actually made this blog on a separate Google account from my Ted blog- this is actually on WPNZpuzzlefucker (MY REAL ACTUAL GMAIL) and I just thought “weapons arsenal” made sense so I made it WPNZarsenal- and now I’m wondering if I stole a username from @wpnzartillery…

Anyway that’s the long ass story behind my username and this whole account