local cryptid

i need to attend a bad house party right now or i will kill myself.

i’m woman enough to admit that i’m becoming my dad

the cdc guidelines be like "fully vaccinated people can have public sex. unvaccinated people must live inside a room with yellow wallpaper."

Whenever I see Kylie Jenner I think about how fucked up life is. Like how much of a joke it is.

"musk" and "grimes" is what i. clean off the floor...................

me and 15 other strangers at the Ayahuasca retreat

I hate texting. Come live with me.

i made my own vaccine back in august i just didnt make a big deal about it 🙄

babygirl you are strange and offputting

ok ill bite. whats a stock market

my toxic trait is that im the best person youll ever meet so everyone else in the world is kinda ruined for u after talking to me once

men will be like oh quirky girls this quirky girls that but freak out when azealia banks digs up her dead cat and boils it. you could never handle a real quirky girl

my guardian angel just fingers herself all day 😑 girl help me

JOE IS BIDEN ?

FUCK I MEANT JOE IS PREISDENTE ?

ladies say it with me I am normal We are normal