I Write Things I Guess

If so, may I request ben x a s/o who’s rlly cold? Like, body temperature cold? how is PDA like w that?

(I’ve been playing twdg again so the influx of these requests is giving me life keep them coming)

BEN(TWDG) X COLD S/O

First of all, this mans such a softie for you like i don’t even think he’d try to deny it unless someones hardcore teasing him about it, he’s completely smitten so you have a lot of power when it comes to him, ask and you shall receive type thing

The second the leaves start falling in Crawford, he’ll offer you his varsity jacket and insist he’s okay in just his hoodie even if you can see him shaking like a leaf

But if his jacket isn’t enough he wouldn’t be opposed to asking the group to take a bit of a travel break specifically so he can hold you and warm you(and him) up some

I’m talking setting up a fire if he can, finding anything to cover you guys with and holding you against his chest, he’ll totally tell you stories about his childhood and travis and stuff until he can feel the warmth coming back to your face and hands

Also expect thousands of kisses whenever you have that kind of downtime because again, this man would build a city in your name if he could bc he’s so down bad

This man would 1000% not let you sleep alone, even if that meant almost ripping a sleeping bag at the seams trying to squeeze the both of you in there, but if it’s obvious he won’t fit in the sleeping bag he’ll let you have it and just pull you close anyways

My inbox has been so dry lately so tysm for the request

Also it’s hard to think of ideas for him so i’m gonna try my best

(TW: mentions of accidental self injury, blood and typical zombie violence)

NATE GENERAL HEADCANONS (TWDG)

He’s lowkey super protective over his friends and moreso over his partner if he ever gets one, like he 1000% has scary dog privileges bc everyone knows he won’t hesitate

Either listens to metal or country music, couldn’t tell you why but he does

Probably has a bit of a nervous tic of tapping on things and being hyper-vigilant of his surroundings because if he can sneak up on people as easily as he does, what’s stopping others from doing it to him?

Would probably try to give himself a tattoo in the apocalypse bc he’s bored, besides he seems like the type to have tattoos already so what’s a few more

Can, has and will continue to shave with a literal hunting knife, if his hand slips then he’d just accept his fate lmao

Thinks scavenging for clothes is a waste of time and energy even though some of his clothes are literally fucking crunchy and torn to hell

I feel like he’d purposely swerve while driving to mow down some walkers, has sacrificed many cars to do so

Kinda gives me intimidating himbo vibes, like kinda pretty and dumb but also 100% lethal

Insists he’s too good for a can opener and has abandoned food cans if he couldn’t open it with a knife

Also has broken knives several times by doing things like this

Never actually had a driver’s licence and gets by in the apocalypse with a prayer

I’m gonna do as many as possible and if i forget some uhh tell me and ill add them also this is my personal headcanons this has nothing to do with what you can request, you can also have your own hcs

Also for simplicity’s sake i’m only going to use terms like Gay/Bi/Pan, but you can apply any label that matches that you think fits

(i’ve gotta say when i saw this i couldn’t stop smiling, it’s really nice to hear that people enjoy the shitposts i make about slashers and their underwear lmao)

KINDA NSFW AHEAD IG

BRAHMS HEELSHIRE

(specifically the blue ones)

listen the movies set around 1984(i think) and i feel like he’d either own one single kinda cheap but still nice pair of briefs or again one single pair of silk boxers

either way you know his parents bought them for him bc he’s spoiled af but i believe that his mom would’ve bought him one of those packs of undies and he genuinely threw out every pair but the blue ones

living in the walls for 20 years means homeboy definitely didn’t do his laundry so you better believe they’re absolutely disgusting and torn but he refuses any new pair you try to buy him

the only way you got him to wear anything else was threatening him with no affection and you know damn well he’s an attention whore so he couldn’t handle that for more than 5 minutes

MICHAEL MYERS

its either that or pure white briefs, courtesy of smiths grove of course. so much like Brahms these are old as fuck and nasty, but not bc he refuses to buy a new pair, he just doesn’t care enough to

he got these for free whenever he wanted and since he was locked up so long he probably doesn’t fully understand the concept of buying things so he just doesn’t, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it, yknow?

he thinks having a single pair of underwear is perfectly fine and doesn’t understand why you’re so disgusted by it, but if you do give him some he will wear it, but that godforsaken pair is still in the rotation

also ngl since they’re from the sanitarium they probably don’t fit the best especially since he grew from what i assume was an awkward teenager into a literal mountain, but they’re kinda sentimental in a disgusting way so you try to let it slide

JASON VOORHEES

this man is the only one that has an excuse, he literally does not have money or access to any sort of store, and he’s not about to steal any counsellors boxers. not like they’d fit anyways

i also believe that he might not wear any, yknow since he did the whole aging while also kinda being dead thing, so he probably wouldn’t have any but that wouldn’t be as fun for the ask

you 10000% buy him some and he’s actually grateful for it bc believe it or not he has some kind of standards *ahem* brahms. he will immediately gravitate towards green though bc its been his favorite color for like ever

(1/9 for the motivation burst and i feel like this ones kinda stinky, also i hope nobody feels intimidated or smth to send a request, i genuinely love reading and writing your ideas)

JASON VOORHEES X SAD READER

Yet another shitty day at camp crystal lake, this is the third time this week a mother has called your supervisor to complain about hurting their precious child, which you didn’t. your supervisor chose to take the delusional womans side and fired you on the spot, leaving you with no incoming funds and bills that now can’t be paid.

You trudge into your cabin, dropping your bag and kicking your shoes into a corner before unceremoniously flopping on the old couch, the springs creaking loudly at the sudden weight. you sit in a numbed silence for what only feels like a handful of seconds before you hear the floorboards creak behind you, indicating your boyfriends arrival. you grit your teeth as you know whats coming next, the second he looks at your face he’ll know whats going on as he’s always been that way, able to decipher emotions pretty easily despite not showing many himself.

As predicted he takes a cautious seat next to you and immediately takes one of your hands in both of his as a silent question of sorts. “Nothing’s wrong, the campers were just extra hyper today so i’m a little tired, i was just going to make some food-“ you interrupt yourself with a not so graceful yawn “and then head to bed, are you hungry?” you finish, leaning your head on his shoulder while you debate if you truly have enough energy to cook tonight. you feel the rigid plastic of his mask brush against your head as you assume he’s saying no and force yourself to your feet, trudging into the kitchen with Jason in tow.

You scour your shelves and decide on instant noodles as you definitely don’t have the patience to cook anything more at this hour, you pour water into your battered and old kettle and turn on the stove before leaning against the counter. you run your hands through your hair with a sigh and glance up at Jason, “what? why are you staring at me like that?” he looks around for a second, simultaneously looking deep in thought and confused before jerkily signing, <<You. Hurt.>>, you sigh and shake your head “i promise, i’m alright, can we just drop it?”.

As you finish your sentence the kettle starts whistling and you assemble what has to be the saddest dinner you’ve had in a while. Jason seems to disappear into the cabin while you eat so you finish quickly and shuffle to your shared bedroom, almost startled to see Jason in there as you half hoped he had gone out. you change into your pyjamas and haphazardly toss your dirty counsellor uniform into a corner before flopping on the bed, the old springs squeaking in protest of the sudden weight.

Jason doesn’t turn to face you immediately as he usually does, so you assume he fell asleep and you finally let the dam break. tears start burning your eyes and pouring down your face as your body racks with sobs, and all you can manage to do is weakly grip the blanket as you let out a shitty days worth of pent up emotions.

(uhhh i included visuals bc i wanted too also lingerie is gender neutral and so is the reader also my stupid dumb brain did a color association for each character so whoops)

NSFW AHEAD

(i cant add a cut bc im on mobile whoops)

BRAHMS HEELSHIRE

i feel like brahms is the type of guy to like more classy lingerie, softer colors, lace, you name it. he’s definitely the most gentlemanly when it comes to the removal of said garments, well, usually he is. sometimes he just can’t keep his hands off of you and that results in your new outfit landing in shreds around your feet, but he’ll give you money for a new set and might even go with you so you can have a little fashion show for him. unashamed of his horniness and might try to get it on in the changing room, your choice if you let him, but he’ll probably keep trying at home too because in his eyes you looked ethereal.

MICHAEL MYERS

i feel like michael would be fairly indifferent when it comes to the style, but you know to go for smaller/cheaper pieces as he has a tendency to get handsy and render the garments as scraps. the first time you made that mistake was his birthday(it took you weeks of searching to even find out when it was) and you were sure he’d love it. when he first saw you, sprawled out on the bed in next to nothing, his first reaction was a head tilt. classic. what you didn’t expect was him stalking around the bed until he was next to you, looking you up and down and then tearing the set to pieces. lets just say you’ll never forget that night and the dent it left in your wallet.

JASON VOORHEES

oh hell yes i can (i set this in the twd universe instead of a modern au i hope u dont mind)

i feel like he’d be a hardass dad but only because you’re his pride and joy and he couldn’t imagine you getting hurt

the second you could walk without falling he started teaching you how to defend yourself, he started with a knife shaped rock so you didnt hurt yourself and taught you until your knife skills rivaled his own

he will absolutely do anything for you, he sees you as a beacon of hope in this shitty world and will 1000% do anything to keep that light shining

whenever you’re low on rations he gives 90% of it to you as “you’re still growing, kiddo” even if you’re well past your growing years

at some point when you were young he probably learned to sew and raided department stores for supplies to make you the cutest little onesies as a baby, ofc that fabric is reused as you get older and you now have a pseudo-quilt made out of all your baby clothes

(until i saw this ask i truly didnt know this existed, but i’ll try my best.)

(A/N Jasons is lowkey sad but i tried to make it as accurate to CIP as i could through 5-6 bullet points and mediocre writing skills)

THOMAS HEWITT

(i always start these with “well you first met by/during _____”

well he first noticed it when you had been brought to the farm with cuts littering your body, courtesy of Nubbins

but the strange part was despite how hard you kicked and screamed you didn’t show any signs of pain, and that intrigued him

when Luda Mae told him to take you to the basement he did, but he was surprisingly gentle. he found you to be a very fascinating creature, he could poke and prod at you as much as he wanted with no reaction

in the end he refused to unalive you because not only had he grown to like your presence but he didn’t see the fun in harming you if you didn’t feel it, to which his family agreed

Also Nubbins is a nuisance and has poked you with very hot/sharp things to see if you’re faking not feeling pain, even though it usually takes you feeling blood dripping to notice it in the first place smh nubbins

idk who else the slashers may entail uhhhhh

BO SINCLAIR

in a way he’s incredibly similar to the Hewitts, he doesn’t see the fun in killing if the person doesn’t react so when he landed an expertly placed slash on you and you jumped a little but didn’t scream he was disappointed

“aw cmon dollface, not even a little squeak? i know you’ve got it in you”

he keeps going, laying slash after slash over your torso and legs, but to no avail, he’s never seen someone this iron-willed, everyones usually begging for mercy by now, but not you

like Thomas he finds you interesting, but less in the test subject way and more in the “they can help bring people to Ambrose” way, seeing as you can take quite a beating before going down

you become the brothers’ right hand man, helping Vincent with his sculptures (he’s still worried you’re going to burn yourself on it one day) and helping Bo with the people-watching

BRAHMS HEELSHIRE

no matter how long you’ve been dating this man he’ll still worry about you, no matter how many times you tell him you can’t feel when you stub a toe or slam a finger in a door

every time without fail he’ll get you a bandaid and a kiss, whether its bleeding or not (theyre probably hello kitty or smth) and baby you for the rest of the day bc in his eyes you’re incredibly injured

the worst of it was when he was vibing in the walls while you made dinner and accidentally cut your hand, not noticing until the countertop was sufficiently stained and the food was mostly ruined

Brahms panicked and did his best to patch you up, thanking whatever god might be watching over you that you didn’t need severe medical attention and refused to let you near knives for a week, adding it to your personal “ouchie list” of things that have hurt you

he’s also ridiculously gentle with you seeing as half the time he doesn’t know his own strength and you can’t feel when he’s being too rough so he doesn’t accidentally want to break any of your bones, he’s a good doctor but he isn’t that good

JASON VOORHEES

big baby towards you, one time you came back from a hike around the campground with your legs torn up from the underbrush and he freaked out, thinking a counsellor had harmed you

after a while he gets semi used to it, like if you’re in the woods together and you scratch yourself on a tree, but he still tries his best to protect you, after all you are his, he won’t let any living thing harm you intentionally

when your health started to decline he was quick to notice, you couldn’t go for hikes as much and you had apparently injured your foot sometime in the near past as it had turned nasty shades of blue and purple

he knew you couldn’t make it to a doctor in your condition and he couldn’t take you himself so he hoped you’d be alright, though your condition only seemed to get worse