Ghost

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

when i go in a room and forget what i needed i become a point and click protagonist. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [socks?] i don’t know what to do with that. [charger?] that’s not helpful right now. [scissors?] i can’t do anything with that. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [lone paperclip?] that’s not helpful right now. [water bottle?]

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

i luv u too

wait what was in the stew

slug: hmmm… plant: *chawmp* slug: ah I see. no thank you.

certified iconic post

imagine two gnome movers carrying a giant strawberry out to a truck. whimsical scene, huh? well this was during the gnome recession. not so funny or charming any more is it

"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness

if you look closely in the sky you’ll see my last flying fuck, going far, far away from here

Mutuals agreeing with your headcanons is how you gain immortality btw. ascending to godhood as we speak