Pretentious Gnomie

Edgardo felt terrible. His stomach was literally burning and he had a headache. To add to his terrible state someone was breathing on him. “Get lost,” he said with a hoarse voice. “Get up, you can get better at different place,” Sebastian told him. He was very impatient. “I said get lost.” “Dress nicely. I already have a present to apologize.” The sounds of his brother standing up and…

Their favorite place where they go everyday for at least a year was a brothel. The best in town actually. The big building served a very typical look outside, but was very comfy and magical with royal blue colors inside. The owner was unofficially, but very known to be a demon named Yong, so it would be unusual for a house of forbidden lust to be bad if the owner came from hell. He had women, and…

People will always describe Mariposa wonderfully, no complaints, no worries. Rain comes perfectly at night and days are perfectly sunny. The first buildings of Mariposa started with a small palace close to the sea. A very high tower of it served very often as lighttower for lost ships. Then a big tavern was built offering beds and food for sea travelers. Then the palace got bigger and some houses…

The gnomes are overtaking the TikTok, I’m repeating, we’re taking over the TikTok!

Spread out the news and follow me -> TikTok

So my plan is to take over human hearts with warm encourgement and some characters for their enjoyment. Meet our one of our many gnome agents:

MIRABELLE SNAKEROOT

Mirabelle Snakeroot never finished Hogwarts. She was expelled for selling drugs in the school,…

Shroomilla is a quick love with a happy belly as a result. Listen, I know tortillas are easy, but maybe you need some ideas, what to put into it without cooking and slicing hundreds of veggies before you get to this tasty food. I got you fam, I don’t like slicing for an hour. Who would? My portions are like 3 big tortillas from this recipe.

Time: 1/2-ish hour

Glutenfree – for gluten…

Chili don't care, but it's thick and spicy :3 Grab the chili con carne recipe for busy gnomes and have a happy belly! #food #healthy

It’s a lazy chili con carne version. I know it’s not faithful to the original dish, but it’s tasty and quick and I’m a gnome so I don’t care about the originals of human food. I know the steps are long, but the dish takes me normally like max half an hour. For me it’s 4 portions of the sauce, you have to check it for yourself, how badly you’re hungry ;3

Time: 1/2 hour

Your shopping list…

Apex Legends – battle royale, shooting, casual

Is it worth it? Yes!

I didn’t play Fortnite for only one reason. No, it wasn’t the joke that this game is for kids. I didn’t like the building feature and the graphics. That’s it, it just wasn’t that interesting for me.

But Apex Legends came and I love it for the similarity to Borderlands. I love Borderlands, so why not try Apex Legends? It’s fun, have nice graphics and is quick. Just…

IMPORTANT! I didn’t like Australia, but that doesn’t mean you wouldn’t like it. Remember that, fellow gnomes <;]

Quick message for all Aussies:

#SorryNotSorry

Sooo… yep, I think Australia is overrated. I will just make a list of fun and bad things about Australia.

Time to be pretentious… wait, it’s just an opinion. No facts today, fellow gnomes, only some thoughts.

Why Australia is…

Haunting of Hill House – scary, smart, haunting

3 words: scary, smart, haunting

Is it worth it? Totally yes!

Haunting of Hill House is something that I needed for a long time in horrors. It has great atmosphere and though we all have seen haunted house theme a billion times, Haunting of Hill House brought some freshness to horrors, fellow gnomes.

What was fantastic about this show?

Camera angles!

Yes, yes and yes. Haunting of…

Stop trying to impress anybody, start to #LiveYourLife and work for your #happiness. I'm looking at a lot of #men being competitive with no reason at all.

That’s a serious issue. Why guys think it’s okay to compete in every situation in their life? Why guys are so aggressive towards anybody that they think is a competition for them?

So hold my gnome’s hat! It’s time to be pretentious!

So I was wondering about this unlogic behaviour after one party with close female friends and my examples will be about their boyfriends, brothers, male friends…

YouTube Rewind 2018 was just bad...

Everybody is speaking about YouTube Rewind 2018, which have 7 millions of dislikes for now. Well… if YouTube doesn’t understand why, I will tell you the reasons.

Hold my gnome hat! It’s time to be pretentious!

There was one good thing.

Animators! Yes, yes and yes. They are trendy, famous and they deserve to be in YouTube Rewind. I love the fact, that they had a bit longer screen…

Sad life, kinda… read about my life mistake – Part 3 Depression

When I thought that hell ended, but hell said it’s time for dessert.

I have suspicions that my mental health problems started just here or earlier? I can’t tell.

I went to university to study library and information science. Still having huge problems with my periods, getting more tired, gaining weight and starting to feel slightly bad with my mental health.

So you know, higher…

Sad life, kinda… read about my life mistake – Part 2 Bullying

When I went back to school or should I say when the hell greeted me.

I went back to elementary school in 4th grade. Pfff… jeeze… well… the thing that saved me a little in that school was a fact that my mom was a principal. But it didn’t help that this school was placed in countryside where people are far far far less tolerant towards anybody that was different.

And the thing it wasn’t just…

Photos of my scars

I did a little update to my post Sad life, kinda… read about my life mistake – Part 1 Accident.

Here are the photos of my scars (because I think it’s important to not only write about this stuff, but it’s easier to understand when I show you the problems):

My left hand

My right hand (the scar is longer)

Oh, and I can do a little hole with my right hand 😀  because the muscles under the thumb…

Sad life, kinda… read about my life mistake – Part 1 Accident

Today is the first day that I’m telling this whole story with my emotions and without shorting it to “I just had an accident.”.

It was just an accident… or was I stupid as hell?

I was really happy young gnome, well I often had fever, but nothing serious back then. Very energetic, brave, fighting for myself. And god dammit this gnome have head full of crazy ideas! Do you remember Spongebob?…

<shyly> Hi. If you want to see my selfies, food and goofiness in photos, click here for my Instagram. I will just leave it here and go, so… see ya later…

<my inner gnome> LOOK HOW DOPE I LOOK! GO TO INSTA!