Hey! Welcome to whatever this is..

sex is cool and all, but have you ever made a girl laugh by telling a stupid joke, and she just smiles and looks at you, like really looks at you, and for a moment everything just stops and you feel weightless? it’s amazing

I’m looking for ppl to shoot, if you’re in or visiting NYC, please let me know if something can be arranged.

I live in Staten Island please come kill me please

Oh shit I just read ya tags you talkin bout photography 👀 ma bad

Why can’t American shows be this great

Girl with the glasses is a real one

I would so win that

why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

This is actually really cool and fun and as a flute player I’m vastly impressed.

WOMEN HAVE SEEN THIS COMING FOR YEARS

BOBBY NEWPORT HAS NEVER HAD A REAL JOB IN HIS LIFE