gtfo my archive

there was this one post i can’t remember where i saw it that was like “trans men r crazy cuz it’s like what if an adult man had all the trauma of a teenage girl” and yeah thats kinda true

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

I love pretending to be normal in social settings bc it’s like how long will it take until they find out a screw is absolutely loose. how long can I keep this going for

spotify, play me every song ive ever loved in the order i need to achieve perfect emotional catharsis

My show is being rebooted. We have better executives now.

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck