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i keep trying to think of a snappy joke to make about michael bubleâs cover of santa baby but i donât think thereâs any possible way to improve on this
whatâs the opposite of vore
Going the fuck to church
but isnât communion just like voreing jesus
"1. Take over the Democratic Party and return it to the people. They have failed us miserably."
âMorning After To-Do List:
1. Take over the Democratic Party and return it to the people. They have failed us miserably.
2. Fire all pundits, predictors, pollsters and anyone else in the media who had a narrative they wouldnât let go of and refused to listen to or acknowledge what was really going on. Those same bloviators will now tell us we must âheal the divideâ and âcome together.â They will pull more hooey like that out of their ass in the days to come. Turn them off.
3. Any Democratic member of Congress who didnât wake up this morning ready to fight, resist and obstruct in the way Republicans did against President Obama every day for eight full years must step out of the way and let those of us who know the score lead the way in stopping the meanness and the madness thatâs about to begin.
4. Everyone must stop saying they are âstunnedâ and âshocked.â What you mean to say is that you were in a bubble and werenât paying attention to your fellow Americans and their despair. YEARS of being neglected by both parties, the anger and the need for revenge against the system only grew. Along came a TV star they liked whose plan was to destroy both parties and tell them all âYouâre fired!â Trumpâs victory is no surprise. He was never a joke. Treating him as one only strengthened him. He is both a creature and a creation of the media and the media will never own that.
5. You must say this sentence to everyone you meet today: âHILLARY CLINTON WON THE POPULAR VOTE!â The MAJORITY of our fellow Americans preferred Hillary Clinton over Donald Trump. Period. Fact. If you woke up this morning thinking you live in an effed-up country, you donât. The majority of your fellow Americans wanted Hillary, not Trump. The only reason heâs president is because of an arcane, insane 18th-century idea called the Electoral College. Until we change that, weâll continue to have presidents we didnât elect and didnât want. You live in a country where a majority of its citizens have said they believe thereâs climate change, they believe women should be paid the same as men, they want a debt-free college education, they donât want us invading countries, they want a raise in the minimum wage and they want a single-payer true universal health care system. None of that has changed. We live in a country where the majority agree with the âliberalâ position. We just lack the liberal leadership to make that happen (see: #1 above). Letâs try to get this all done by noon today.âÂ
â Michael Moore
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Screen Pod, A Personal Pop-Up Screen Tent That Provides Shade and Protects You From Insects
Belligerent soccer moms will be confined in the Shame Pod
emily palermo, waking up

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The Me Generation
We are the generation of poets. Of novels, watered down to 140 characters, But still as potent, still as pointless. Yes, we are the me-me-me generation, But so were our parents, and theirsâ, And our children after us.
Weâve reached the peak, So, world, pay attention. Our words are speeches, To be memorized ASAP. To be memorialized on silver plaques And drilled into park benches. That will soon decay Under brick dust and rubble.
Meaning is only for the eyes of the beholder: And I am the words, I am the meaning. Take what you want of me, And leave the rest to rot away As even my fragile bones will, one day.
A white person learning another language in the United States is a person looking to build a rĂŠsumĂŠ.
A person of color learning English in the United States is a person looking to be treated like a human being.
It is not the same thing.
Keep reblogging this white people are getting mad because they donât know the difference between learning a language because itâs fun or to put it on applications and learning a language so you wonât get treated like garbage by everyone
get to know me âď¸ aesthetics meme: 1/10 movies â Mad Max: Fury Road
âWhere must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search of our better selves?â
does he not understand thats how a magic 8 ball works, orâŚ
SHE IS BEHIND THE 8- BALL.

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So your blog is mainly about cats and hating men? Sounds like a clichĂŠ, old cat lady in a novel. Lonely, sad life
this is me calling the policeÂ
We need to delete 2016 from existence holy fuck
The Illuminati eyes were an inspired touch
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wtf is âkekâ iâve heard some shithead use it before