BEYONCE IS BETTER THAN YOU

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

Also the language that he used is not something that he would have most likely grown up hearing/using. Describing his failings as self-doubt that manifested into “unchecked rage and aggression” sounds SO MUCH like therapy speak. So he’s either gotten counseling to help him with some of his problems, or sought out literature to help himself. A++ disney :)

This movie is a treasure.

me as your neighbor: *in my garden at 10 pm using a flashlight to pick basil*

i’m so jealous of all of the future generations that will get to binge my favourite shows without having to wait ridiculously long hiatuses for a new episode

what kind of power move could I make towards my new therapist?

* takes a notepad and takes notes whenever they take notes *

* eats the paper at the end of the session *

this is why y’all are in therapy

Arguably one of my favorite lines of the ENTIRE SERIES.

why haven’t I been burnt at the stake yet

what’s your unpopular opinion

Cheese cake is disgusting