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This page acts as an index of original content posted on my blog since I can never keep it neat for the life of me.
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Benson: the only way you'll get me to smile is if you can make those useless slackers actually do their jobs for once in their miserable lives
Charlie: Pim, I'm gonna be real honest man, I don't think we can help this one
Pim: Nonsense, Charlie! You just have to-
Mordecai and Rigby:
Pim: Yeah no I completely agree
image by Wildcat1999 on Deviantart (couldn't find them on Tumblr)
dare I say I started a regular show side blog?
(sorry to anyone who follows any of my other blogs and has to see this shit like 5 times)
hottie
Thinking about this douchebag and all the unanswered questions he left behind.
"Eh, I don't really team up anymore. Managing people? Such a headache."
"If you're seeing this, you're me except less, but you acted like you were better so I killed your beloved Diane."
"It's my weapon, but it's your fault I had to use it on her. So if you wanna see the Rick who ruined your life, look around. There's so many of you."
"Wow, the wife guy. Dead-wife-Rick. I'll tell you, this guy does not know when to quit."
"Honestly, wife guy, I do miss when it was just us- the only two Ricks' who actually invented portal travel."
"I can erase your whole family. One by one until you finally learn your lesson."
"Yeah... This one hurts me, too."
"He's fourteen. What's gonna happen the next time he gets mad at grandpa?"
"You're welcome, by the way. I made you. I showed you infinity, and what did you do with it? Hang out with my grandson. Raise echoes of my daughter? What's your life without me?"
"Admit it: you would have been me. I just walked into your garage before you walked into mine."
"Imagine doing anything you want and hopping to a time line where you never did it. Imagine going anywhere anytime with no one able to stop you."
"Lonely? Dude, you have yourself. Your infinite selves. It's a non-stop party where the guests are the only person we like."
"Excuse me? Bro, Ricks' don't pass on this. Who do you think you are?"
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Some tidbits from Scott Marder and Steve Levy's Reddit AMA (click/tap on each one to see it in full size.) Highlights:
Season 9 might air in fall 2026
Rick and Korvo would be enemies-turned-lovers
Evil Morty is the true "big bad"
The showrunners would love it if Rick and Morty went on forever like The Simpsons
C-137 Rick didn't purposely destroy Prime Rick's dimension
Rick didn't bring Bird Person with him when he switched dimensions
Diane is definitely gone forever
The Prime Rick we see in "Hot Rick" is a variant
Jerry will have some great moments in season 9
Say hello to Richie! The hottest new dancer in the New Citadel gutters, won’t you have a dance?
Will you live on for him?
I'd love to see arcade Morty grown up to be "homesteader Morty"
Dad…
I fell in love with him immediately,, Homesteader Rick,, Homesteader Rick beloved
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What do you bet that this Rick was another robot while real Rick was off doing some gay turkey powerplay with the President?
I love him 😩
(proof + spicy draft below cut)
Three seconds of Rick floating through a space and timeless abyss in case anyone wanted it
Red Light AU | Rick & Morty
CW is in the tags due to spoilers. Set during/after S2 E1, A Rickle in Time, and inspired by Pocket Mortys.
This AU diverges during the events of A Rickle in Time (s2 e1), after Summer puts her collar on and returns to real time. When Rick asks for his collar, Morty falls into the timeless oblivion, and in doing so, drops his collar, which floats out of reach and gets caught in debris. Rick jumps in after him and manages to catch up, but when Morty tearfully admits he lost the collar, Rick decides Morty has to be the one to survive. After an emotional goodbye, Rick puts his collar on Morty, sending him back to their reality, while Rick dies in the collapsing time stream.
From that moment, Morty becomes obsessed with finding Rick again, convinced he’s still out there. He devotes his life to science, working with the time crystal and a small sample of portal fluid to try to bring Rick back. Meanwhile, Rick awakens in a strange, purgatory-like dimension, alone and with nothing except for the clothes on his back and a polaroid of Morty. Over time, he figures out how to create "phantom" mater, eventually developing a form of portal fluid he can flick into other dimensions. His prototype can be seen through flashing lights, but he tries to perfect it, eventually creating a version that can be seen as small, unstable portals. While he can’t travel through them himself, he can use them to see into Morty’s world.
Years later, Morty notices Rick's old portal gun glowing, followed by mysterious flickers in the air. Through a series of faint, glowing Morse code messages, Rick tells Morty: "I found you." Morty begins working to bring Rick back, eventually creating a stabilizing substance that can anchor Rick’s soul in time and space. Once Rick holds his portal open long enough, Morty delivers the substance, and Rick becomes real enough to return home.
Bad Things Happen Bingo | Requests Open
A while ago I was graced with a @badthingshappenbingo card and never got around to writing for it. However, I'm back in action!
Send me a square with a character you have in mind and I'll make it happen! My ask box is always open.
I'll write for other fandoms as well! These include but aren't limited to: Gravity Falls, Inside Job, BoJack Horseman, Good Omens, Camp Camp, Doctor Who, and The Amazing Spiderman. DM me if you're interested!
Updated 6/13/25
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writing for mostly American fandoms has severely fucked my vocabulary
My wifes <3
