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Nyo!Japan X Poland Headcanons

- Have basically the same hairstyle and everyone thinks it adorable

- They both have a deep appreciation for each other’s culture

- Poland is a clingy boyfriend

- Nyo!Japan doesn’t seem to mind

- She only gets annoyed if she can not get any alone time to herself

- They try to teach each other slang words in their languages

- Poland can be very affectionate and at times it can be too much for Nyo!Japan to handle

- Such a small cute couple

- Poland once got mistaken for a woman as someone said they make an adorable “ lesbian couple”

- They have a no no rule for pda

- The most they will do in public is hold hands

- They own a cute fluffy orange cat named Koi

- Koi definitely loves his mom a-little more than his dad 😂

Sorry I don’t do any Nsfw :( so instead I just did a simple non-nsfw version hope that’s okay :)

France- appreciates his s/o’s body. Would kinda be turned off that they are so quiet because he wants to be stimulated by conversation.

England- would be slightly jealous over how fit his s/o is. Would like that they are on the quote side because he can get easily bothered by loud people.

America- doesn’t mind having a quiet s/o because he does all the talking in the relationship anyway. Could get jealous of them being muscular because he doesn’t think he’s fit ( even tho he is )

Japan- since they would both be quiet there wouldn’t be a lot of conversation going on but they were both comfortable in the silence.

Romano- has mixed feelings about his s/o being quiet, sometimes he loves it because they weren’t annoying him but at times he wished he could have a more vocal partner.

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- Arthur and his s/o made a mutual decision to breakup

- They broke up because they thought they were going on different life paths

- They thought they both wanted different things in life and they couldn’t do them if they were together

- It was a really tough decision but at the time they thought it was for the best

- There was no hard feelings after the split

- They both knew they still loved each other but need their own space to grow

- A good amount of time passed and they were both living their own lives but still single

- They happened to go grocery shopping at the same store one day

- While they were walking down the produce isle Arthur saw his ex s/o out of the corner of his eye

- He accidental rammed his cart into someone’s cart because he was caught off guard

- This caused a SCENE he started apologizing and everyone was starring

- Including his former s/o who was laughing to themselves over the scene Arthur caused

- After he made peace with the person he crashed into he made his way over to his old s/o

- They talked about how their lives were going ( small talk )

- The topic of relationships came up and they both learned each other was single

- Arthur then proceeded to ask them out for tea to which they agreed to

- At the tea date they both realized how much they missed each other’s company

- After a somewhat awkward tea date Arthur asked if maybe they could try to be together again

- His former s/o felt the same and agreed to try

Germany- Ludwig would feel like he was dealing with 2 Italys in his life. He had a slight temper that could get pushed over the edge when it came to people constantly crying and complaining. He would try to stomach his s/o’s crybaby tendencies because he did really love them but he would accidentally snap at them once in a while and then would feel awful afterwords seeing how much his outburst hurt their feelings.

Italy- Feli can also be a whiner in his day to day life so when his s/o also cries over the little things he feels quite connected to them. Since they can easily find the same things to be upset over he would use it as a way to be closer to his s/o and bond over their mutual disgruntledness.

Japan- Kiku would straight up ask them “ why are you acting like a crybaby?” To which he realized was not a bright idea because it ended up making his s/o feel worse and it upset them more. Kiku was unprepared for their outburst and started to realize that this is just the way his s/o acts. He didn’t mean for his question to sound so demeaning as it was a genuine question since he’s never seen anyone act in that way. Japan just started to let his s/o get out their emotions without bothering them from then on.

Prussia- Gilbert would find his s/o’s crybaby nature so cute and adorable and secretly liked when they would act in such a way, but he didn’t want anyone to know that he enjoyed their actions. Since he enjoyed when his s/o would act in a childish manner he would pester them until they started throwing a fit and then he would mock their actions only to make them act up even more. After he was content Gil would start to calm them down so that he can feel like he’s also their protector even though he was the one that carried it on because he found it endearing.

Spain- Antonio is a happy go lucky guy, he always looks on the bright things in life. So when he realizes his s/o can get easily upset and throw fits he didn’t necessarily see it as a bad trait or something that was wrong with them. Instead of getting mad or telling them to stop it he would just try to be his naturally cheery self and make his s/o feel better. He would try to distract them from whatever they were upset over and use his personality to brighten their mood.

This kinda reads like a head canon / story summit - so I’m gonna post it as that - sorry if that’s not want u wanted 😖

Prussia be like oh damn is dat me and befriend them.

America, Russia, England, and Japan would be a-little taken off guard but would try to approach this creepy immortal being and try to learn more about them seeing the weird aura around them.

Germany, France, Canada, and China would be a little freaked out and turn around and try to avoid them because they don’t want to get involved in whatever they are.

Spain- Antonio would find his s/o so cute because of their small stature he would often call them minúscula / minúsculo instead of their name. He’s always happy to receive affection from the one he loves so he always cherished their passion for him.

France- Francis loves giving affections so having an s/o who is also super affectionate would be a win win situation for him. He’s really into PDA and loves to always be in close contact with his s/o. Wouldn’t pay much attention to their height because he loves them for who they are.

Prussia, America, Russia, France, and Italy would be very interested in this “immortal“ being who wasn’t like them. They would also try to reach out to them just to see what they are like and maybe even try to befriend them since they don’t make many friends since humans don’t live long like them.

Germany- Ludwig wouldn’t believe them at first thinking they just wanted to get a reaction out him. After realizing they weren’t messing with him he would be a little freaked out honestly, he didn’t believe in things that weren’t concrete but for his s/o he would try.

Italy - When Feli’s s/o told him about these dreams he didn’t think too deep about it, other than thinking it was scary he thought it was honestly cool that someone could have a gift like seeing into the future. He would always asks about their dreams and listen intently.

Japan- Kiku would be slightly scared when he first heard of his s/o’s predictions thinking you were some kind of prophet but once he calmed down and remembered it was his s/o he was talking about he would tell them that he trusts them.

America- Alfred would be so intrigued he would think it was one of the coolest things he’s seen other than Tony the alien of course. He would start asking his s/o to predict everything that’s gonna happen to the point of annoying his s/o.

England- Arthur believed in mythical creatures so when his s/o told them about their gift he would believe them right away. He would always be ready to lend an ear to listen to anything they had to say about it.

France- Francis would be very interested in these thoughts of his s/o. He’s always hung on to every word they spoke so if they trusted him enough to let him into their mind he would would be more than happy to lend a listening ear.

Russia- Ivan would ask about these dreams and thoughts that are on his s/o’s head do that they could talk about them. He wouldn’t want them to think they couldn’t talk to him so he would always be open to listening to them. He wants his s/o to feel safe with him so he wouldn’t judge them.

* wedding bells chime in the distance 😂

* He would die inside seeing someone else have the same passion for dogs as him

* He would pretend to be nonchalant about it tho

* Glad his dogs had friends to play with

* He liked that his s/o has female dogs so they balanced each other out

* His dogs would be OBSESSED with their new “ girlfriends “

* They would go on walks together and everyone would stop to say hi to their pack

* Ludwig would be happy that they have their own pack of dogs that they can raise together

* Really appreciates that his s/o ‘s dogs are trained because his dogs are well mannered

* Would take SOOO many pictures of the dogs

* Selfies with their dogs

* Dresses all the dogs up for Halloween

* They aren’t allowed to sleep in the bed with them

* But they all have their separate dog beds because they SPOILED

* on days that Ludwig walks the dogs alone everyone stares at all the dogs thinking he is a dog walker

* Every-time Lud tries to cuddle with his s/o all the dogs try to get in between them because they want the attention

* Trips to the pet store are crazy

America - Alfred would toss over thinking he was going to get a morning cuddle only to be disappointed they weren’t laying beside him. After following the sweet aroma of food he would greet them with a big kiss and thanking them for cooking for him. He would tell his s/o that they should spend the night again.

France- Francis would crack his eyes open turning to greet you, only for a confused expression to etch across his face when he saw his s/o wasn’t laying next to him. He would get up and start calling for them and made his way to them after he smelt breakfast cooking. He would greet them with a behind hug pressing a kiss to the back of their head telling them his sleep was excellent.

Russia- Ivan would reach out to touch his s/o only to grab the sheets next to him. He would start looking for them silently until he saw them in the kitchen, Ivan would go ruffle their hair and run his hands over their back telling them he had the best night of his life .

America - Alfred would be speechless for the first time in his life. He would just sit with his mouth agape thinking he didn’t hear his s/o right. After figuring out what they were talking about he would lean in to gently kiss them and taking their hands in his leading them to the bedroom

France- Francis would stop and turn towards his s/o with a gleam in his eye just taking in his s/o ‘s face trying to determine if they were being serious, after seeing they were, he told his s/o that if they are certain he would be more than happy to be with them

Russia- Ivan would be surprisingly calm and just smile at his s/o putting his hands in theirs and giving them a reassuring smile telling them he’s there for them and that he will take care of them

America - would squeeze them as hard as he could because he’s just overwhelmed with how adorable his s/o is. He would just start pressing little kisses all over their face and making them blush.

France- would stay in his lovers embrace for as long as he could. Taking in how much they love each other and just tells them sweet nothings in French.

Russia- Ivan would just stare in awe at his s/o. He isn’t used to people wanting to be around him so whenever his partner would make the effort to show him that they care about him Ivan would be caught off guard.

Germany- Ludwig doesn’t usually get emotional but being on the receiving end of so much affection caused his eyes to slightly water as he smiled down at his sweet s/o

Germany- Ludwig would feel immense amounts of pressure to try to be perfect. He is a perfectionist in everyday life and it wouldn’t be different in trying to make his s/o’s first experiences be the best they could be. He would most likely take everything slow and not rush or push anything onto their s/o until He thought they were ready or if the s/o made the first move.

Prussia- Being his s/o’s first everything would be such a present to Gilbert. He feels so grateful that he’s the one that gets to show them the ropes and share such special moments with them. He will try his best to make his s/o have fun and make memories with him.