who ate all the pecan sandies

damn ☹️

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

i will gleefully reblog this every time i see it

A Muggle howler

@geosquid

6 for life, cunts

Lmao would you like some tea with that milk

5 and 6 are the only acceptable ones

Any more milk than 3 is basically ruined

Is this gonna be the steak discourse all over again?

why are you avoiding the question, though

why don’t you drink some coffee u bongers?

why don’t you mind your own business, bitch

1. Putting cream or milk in tea is punishable by death.

The scale of coffee is parallel to the levels of angst.

2 is ideal, 3 is a little too much creamer, but I’ll still drink it. Anything higher tastes nothing like coffee.

Depends on the tea. Chai I like around 3 or 4. All else 1 or 2

1, always 1

Depends on the tea. But mostly 1 for me

I’m a 2 kinda person and 3 I could put up with but i know @geosquid is a 6 heathen

Fuck you I'm like a 4 now