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donald trump you're just gonna have to bomb tel aviv

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

will you ever forgive me

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

I would not survive in Brazil if this is how the fathers are walking around picking their kids up from school

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you