video killed the radio star

there was this really cute woman at a con dressed like toriel once and i told her she was a milf and shes like “i have an open relationship i can show you how much of a milf i can be” and i almost did it but her kids my age and how fucking awkward would it have been to go to the homestuck photo shoot the next day and look someone in the eye knowing i fucked their mom

this is the worst post on this website

you could be my boyfriend of 85 years or my husband of 586778 years or my favourite teacher or my most beloved mentor but if you are a man and you yell at me or raise your voice at me i can 100% guarantee our relationship will never be the same ever again there is something so treacherous about men who needlessly raise their voice 

Okay, but replace man with woman… Sounding a lil sexist. 

why stop there!! let’s replace man with gecko!! i HATE reptiles! 

:(

awww. i don’t mean you gecko girl it’s okay i’m sorry 

why are all gay people support mains. i have yet to find a single fucking person that is lgbt and mains something besides support, junkrat, or d.va.

we cant shoot straight

this is the only good response to this post i literally do not care about whether or not you actually main support this is the only response that matters this post is closed good job team hit the showers

there’s such a divide in the nintendo fanbase about the hype for new mario games coming out, one side is very obsessed with how pretty and soft peach looks and the other half is obsessed with how hot, dilfy and fuckable bowser looks 

every day you test me. every day i get closer to clicking unfollow

a safer way to overshare: project onto a fictional character so hard that sharing your headcanons is basically exposing your deepest secrets, but it’s fine, because no one has to Know

This is the flag for everyone in the LGBT community who hates Scrappy.

I DIDNT CHECK TH E SONG FULLY BEFORE POSTING THIS I FUCKED UP