¡Adrian!

its been such a csh summer honestly and i am ok with this

its been such a csh summer honestly and i am ok with this

DNI if you have straight white teeth

The Spotify AI DJ ad is so stupid “boost your mood with tunes you’ll love” WRONG ❌ the tunes I’ll love contain the entire weight of all sadness in the universe

listening to anchorite in a public setting is NOT for the weak

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)