The Blog Formerly Known as Trashigator

my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day

I do not get to choose which seconds. they are not consecutive

I thought this was some shitpost and I just accepted it

back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians

“Supreme Leader Snoke” sounds like something i’d say when i’m drunk at the club and someone asks me whats my name

origin story

Thanks! I hate it.

there’s no shame in admitting that none of us have any concept of how big a whale is

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

me

Just to make sure no one is confused, this is not a snake! It’s a legless lizard :)

holy shit the cutest thing in existence.

this comic makes me tear up every time i see it

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck