Generator Rex Texts From Last Night

oh my god i forgot to post this month

it’s ok you can say “why haven’t you posted in three weeks” i need the callout tbh and the answer to the question you didn’t ask is college. it’s always college when have you seen someone go inactive with the reason being anything other than school or illness. none of us can escape this hellsite. i pray for death

(925): I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"

(617): Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.

(303): Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.

(563): how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker

(212): you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize (212): its the right thing to do

(804): My bed smells like the plague

(352): you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived

(773): Not sure who they are or where we’re going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I’m staying.

(248): Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks

(901): All the doctor said was why