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Hackers (1995) / Costume design by Roger Burton
me, listening to juice by lizzo: this is gonna solve everything
Medieval Things We Should Bring Back
- wearing robes with ridiculous sleeves
- wearing two fancy hats at once
- communal bread ovens
- just more land being communal in general
- making all of our books beautiful
- writing songs for the lute
- putting wild men into our architecture
- gothic buildings
-capes
-giant enchanted forests
-medicinal witches who won’t get hunted
-swords as a fashion thing
-Knight suits
-horses as day to day transport
I await the day video game characters can realistically drink out of cups

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i hope that when i die and my body is cremated someone will leave a few gold coins and maybe a minor health potion in my urn for any future scavengers
the signs after they die
aries: rules hell taurus: becomes a comet gemini: starts a new life with no memories of the past one cancer: goes to heaven leo: starts a new life as a god virgo: goes to hell libra: stays in earth as a ghost scorpio: marries aries sagittarius: rules heaven capricorn: becomes a planet aquarius: starts a new life in another constellation pisces: becomes a mermaid
“Pet crows give their owners names. This is identified by a unique sound they make around specific people that they would not otherwise make.“
oh my GOD
well shit
Clearly, to the crows, we’re the pets.
ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever
who you gunna call? no one i have anxiety
100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days
500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I’ll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?
FYI
100 level course prof: Usually an adjunct. Very smol and new to teaching. Lives with dept head up their butt and double checking everything they do
500 level course prof: Is presumed to be competent and is left alone to become the true agent of chaos all teachers yearn to be

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Okay I know we always go on about Marvel’s uncanny casting ability.
But if you thought they were the only ones, let me draw your attention to this man:
Viggo Mortensen, aka Aragorn son of Arathorn, aka Sexiest Ranger in Middle Earth
would hike, often for more than a day, to remote filming locations, in costume, for the sake of authenticity
was the best swordsman Bob Anderson (swordsmaster/instructor for LotR, Pirates of the Caribbean, etc) says he has ever trained
occasionally writes poetry (more book!canon than film!canon but um hello)
does all his own stunts
lived all over and speaks about 23940209384 languages
you know that scene at the end of Fellowship when he’s fighting the Uruk-hai? And one throws a dagger at him and he hits it away with his sword? Yeah, the guy who threw it was supposed to miss, but accidentally threw it directly at Viggo. Who just casually Aragorned and hit it away.
They actually cast Aragorn to play Aragorn
Can I just add a few things?
Would randomly give chocolates to the hobbits
According to John Rhys-Davis (aka Gimli), whenever you have a large cast, one or two actors will naturally become the leaders. Guess who ended up in that role.
Single-handedly convinced cast and crew to camp out to shoot a scene in the sunrise
Once hit a wild rabbit with his car by accident. Promptly stopped his car and went to see if the rabbit was dead, needed a vet or if the only merciful thing to do was to finish killing him. The rabbit was dead. Viggo realized he was hungry. So he took the rabbit, made a fire by the roadside and ate it.
According to cast and crew, sometimes you’d just see him disappear in the middle of the night and suddenly he’d come back with fish he’d caught
Had his sword with him at all times. Slept with once.
The best horse rider of the cast, hands down. Rides better than lots of pros, according to a horse trainer. Couldn’t bear to part with his horse at the end of the shooting, so he bough him. The next movie of his also involved horses, and he bought his horse in that one, too.
Knows how to survive in the wild. I’m not kidding.
Hand-stitched a few things in his costume for an authentic “I live away from civilization” Ranger feel. Also told the weapons department to make him a small bow because “Aragorn lives in the wild, he needs a hunting bow, or he’ll starve to death” - literally nobody else had thought about that. Also requested a small stone to sharpen his sword. Suggested that Aragorn would take Boromir’s arm guards after his death.
Speaking of hand-stitching, once he was touring Japan with a reporter for an article. Walked into a store, took a tshirt, bought it, cut off the print and hand-stitched it into the hat he was wearing. The reporter was going “?????????” the entire time.
Peter Jackson literally sometimes called him Aragorn by accident
• Came up with the tune for the Song of Lúthien that he sings in the Extended Edition.
• Not only was he the best swordsman Bob Anderson trained, prior to filming, he had absolutely no training WHATSOEVER.
• The fight on Weathertop was the first thing he filmed as Aragorn, with like a couple weeks of training, and he did in wonderfully.
• He and Sean Bean basically became brothers on the set, very much like how their characters came to consider each other brothers.
• He made friends with the stunt crew—who were almost entirely native Maori—by head butting them. It became so popular that it spawned the head-butting greeting between Balin and Dwalin in The Hobbit.
I love this man and I love these movies
~Nott my face in the mirror~
I’ve always loved Nott, but she’s really cemented herself recently as a character that I’ve really connected to in surprising ways. I certainly can’t claim to have felt this as strongly as others in the community who feel this, but I’ve struggled with (and somewhat overcome) some degree of body dysphoria over the years, and hearing Nott’s full story just…really spoke to me (and broke me). It reminded me of looking in the mirror and not seeing who I thought I was, and desperately wanting to fit the image I had of myself in my heart and mind. I hope that Nott can overcome her struggle too, and become the person she wants to be.
I wanted to try and capture that sadness and longing, hoping to see yourself in the mirror the way you imagine, and striving for it. The feeling of being trapped in one’s body, like being trapped in a mirror.
I just really have a lot of feeling about Critical Role.
So for my advanced editing class this semester we had to make a “montage edit” where we combine footage/media from 2-3 different sources to create a final product with a completely different intended meaning than the original.
So I made twilight Gay.
Update: I got an A!!!
things I’ve said that my students have found funny:
You’re not allowed to die in this classroom
If you yeet any of the lab equipment across the room, you will be yeeted to the principal’s office
[on how old I am]: I lost count after a few thousand years
whenever they do an online lab: this is better than fortnite isn’t it
[to a student, upon realizing they completed their practice problems all wrong]: that’s a rip in the chat
If it wasn’t for strong force holding your atoms together your matter would disintegrate away like when Thanos snapped his fingers
In the event that the sun does blow up, the good thing is light takes seven minutes to travel from the sun so you wouldn’t see the explosion coming to incinerate you
[to two students who love to get under each other’s skin]: this is your lane (I traced a circle around their desk) and that is yours (as I traced a circle around their desk) stay in them
You’d probably turn into spaghetti if you went into a black hole but it wouldn’t the edible kind
[when checking in on groups] is everything gucci
[a student asks me if I could look something up on my computer when I’m taking attendance]: I don’t know what the internet is
@tired-pokemon-boi
dog: BARK
me (with the same tone and volume): WHAT

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A Stunning Composite Photo of the Super Blood Wolf Moon Eclipse Rising Over a Barn in Texas Hill Country
one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted Kid™ is that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up your clothes is better than never cleaning. nibbling on some bread is better than starving.
DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU’RE 100% BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE.
One of my college professors used to say “anything worth doing is worth doing poorly.” I didn’t understand that for years because I didn’t do anything poorly, I couldn’t do anything poorly, I had to Do Everything Perfectly.
But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting. Doing ten minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds impossible. Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is impossible. Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after being in the house for three straight days because I don’t have the energy to go anywhere.
Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly… because doing it poorly is better than not doing it.