stab+me

Kwang Sun frowned, his lack of understanding clearly showing on his features as his head tilted to the side slightly. He did not know the man talking to him nor did he understand why he was talking about a warning sign. “Excuse me?” he asked, remaining rather polite yet distant.

[Text]: Where the fuck are you?

[Text]: What was it that you needed again?

[Text]: ½ off martinis for tonight only. 

[Text]: If your cat leaves one more dead fucking thing on my front porch I am going to leave your corpse on yours.

[Text]: Hey this is __. I had a great time last night. I hope to see you soon!

[Text]: Look at these ducking fucks.

[Text]: Pls pk me up lol drnk as fuck

[Text]: Please pick me up this guy won’t leave me alone.

[Text]: LOOK AT THIS SHIRT

[Text]: Cops just blocked off the entire street. Better take 4th instead.

[Text]: im scared

[Text]: if i had a nickle for every time someone fuckin cUT M OFF I’D BE RICH DAMMIT

[Text]: This better not be a fake number.

[Text]: This is __ right? 

[Text]: you left your blasted socks and i found them in the couch. take them.

[Text]: I think this date’s a bust.

[Text]: 3am chicken nugget run?

[Text]: Pick up milk. 

[Text]: YO WHERE U AT?

[Text]: number was spray painted inside a storm drain lol i hope ur not a serial killer or a clown.

[Text]: this isnt funny answer your phone!!

[Text]: Who blew up the microwave????

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