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I don’t like peas, yuck

I don’t like the way that they

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Bonus pic: view from the hotel

You apply to a job that’s way out of your league, interview with 10 people, get the job offer, accept the job offer, get set up with a relocation specialist since the job is in a different state, submit personal documents for a background check 

AND THEN

In no particular order and off the top of my head:

1. Lion King stampede scene (obvi)

2. “You stay, I’ll go” from The Iron Giant (duh) 

3. Hey Arnold Xmas ep with Mr. Hyunh getting reunited with his daughter :’)

4. Todd getting left in the woods in The Fox and the Hound :’’’(

5. Some scene in The Rugrats Movie with Tommy and Dil - I forget exactly what it was

6. Rugrats in Paris - something about Chuckie and his mom or wanting a mom

1. Paul Pierce at the Burlington Mall a few months before the ‘08 championship.

2. Spike Lee at Flight Club in NYC in 2012.

3. Tim Gunn standing next to me on the subway in 2013. 

4. John Cena by my old office in LES in NYC in 2014.

5. Seth Rogan outside my apartment building around the time he was filming The Night Before.  

6. Jason Varitek at a hotel in Boston in 2015-ish.

7. Gabe Pruitt when he was a rookie on a flight from Boston to LA.

8. Swear to gods I saw Samuel L Jackson at a subway station on the UES and he looked mad/scary as heck, but I can’t prove it was him.

9. Santino Fontana who played the original Greg on Crazy Ex-girlfriend. He was sitting across the aisle from me on the subway in 2018.

10. Alysia Reiner who plays Fig on OITNB, on the subway and also in my neighborhood, in 2019

11. Jojo White running down the stairs in the Garden from the arena to the parking garage in 2007 or 2008.

12. Adam DeVine at a restaurant near my apartment in 2019.