Robbie's Tech Lab

Me when I shove my obliterator into the twink

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Don’t you have like five different guys you screw on a semi-consistent basis?

Yeah I just felt the need to tell someone how gay I am

What is it now, moron.

i need… men

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Deadass this made me spit

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“Oh- hey bro. Yeah, it’s been a little bit. What’s the haps with you?”

“Takin’ the days as they come, you know me! If there’s one constant in my life, it’s the way I work. Yourself?”

“I’m just out here cause’ work requires me to be. We got a… ehm… pretty important dispatch.”

“I was gonna ask. What exactly is your job, anyway? I know that Hateno Tech is still your main base of operations, but you haven’t been working under the ops of the Royals anymore.”

“Heehee! Hell yeah! Glad to hear it. So you’ve been doing well! I’ve been great too. The husbands have been doing good, my assistant is doing well… heck, even Zant sometimes brings his best friend over to hang out. Who juuust so happens to be Master Kohga! Pretty neat, eh? Our tensions with the Yiga are gone! At least… those of us who are against the royals.”

“Oh he still lives in Karusa… but apparently the clan’s in kind of a vulnerable spot at the moment. Their numbers are down quiiite a bit from a recent dispute between Kohga and this other guy who was trying to take the lead or something… and *then* Kohga’s husband went into this like… completely catatonic state a couple of weeks ago and is going under some “changes”? I dunno. Either way we’re arming them with some tech so they can get back on their feet. Till then we just gotta watch out for them, make sure they’ll be alright.”

“I was planning on it! So, what about you? Said you had an important thing to be doing out here! Spill the beans, I’m curious now.”

“Oh- hey bro. Yeah, it’s been a little bit. What’s the haps with you?”

“Takin’ the days as they come, you know me! If there’s one constant in my life, it’s the way I work. Yourself?”

“I’m just out here cause’ work requires me to be. We got a… ehm… pretty important dispatch.”

“I was gonna ask. What exactly is your job, anyway? I know that Hateno Tech is still your main base of operations, but you haven’t been working under the ops of the Royals anymore.”

“Heehee! Hell yeah! Glad to hear it. So you’ve been doing well! I’ve been great too. The husbands have been doing good, my assistant is doing well… heck, even Zant sometimes brings his best friend over to hang out. Who juuust so happens to be Master Kohga! Pretty neat, eh? Our tensions with the Yiga are gone! At least… those of us who are against the royals.”

“Oh he still lives in Karusa… but apparently the clan’s in kind of a vulnerable spot at the moment. Their numbers are down quiiite a bit from a recent dispute between Kohga and this other guy who was trying to take the lead or something… and *then* Kohga’s husband went into this like… completely catatonic state a couple of weeks ago and is going under some “changes”? I dunno. Either way we’re arming them with some tech so they can get back on their feet. Till then we just gotta watch out for them, make sure they’ll be alright.”

“Oh- hey bro. Yeah, it’s been a little bit. What’s the haps with you?”

“Takin’ the days as they come, you know me! If there’s one constant in my life, it’s the way I work. Yourself?”

“I’m just out here cause’ work requires me to be. We got a… ehm… pretty important dispatch.”

“I was gonna ask. What exactly is your job, anyway? I know that Hateno Tech is still your main base of operations, but you haven’t been working under the ops of the Royals anymore.”

“Heehee! Hell yeah! Glad to hear it. So you’ve been doing well! I’ve been great too. The husbands have been doing good, my assistant is doing well… heck, even Zant sometimes brings his best friend over to hang out. Who juuust so happens to be Master Kohga! Pretty neat, eh? Our tensions with the Yiga are gone! At least… those of us who are against the royals.”

“Oh- hey bro. Yeah, it’s been a little bit. What’s the haps with you?”

“Takin’ the days as they come, you know me! If there’s one constant in my life, it’s the way I work. Yourself?”

“I’m just out here cause’ work requires me to be. We got a… ehm… pretty important dispatch.”

“I was gonna ask. What exactly is your job, anyway? I know that Hateno Tech is still your main base of operations, but you haven’t been working under the ops of the Royals anymore.”

“Oh- hey bro. Yeah, it’s been a little bit. What’s the haps with you?”

“Takin’ the days as they come, you know me! If there’s one constant in my life, it’s the way I work. Yourself?”

“I’m just out here cause’ work requires me to be. We got a… ehm… pretty important dispatch.”

“I was gonna ask. What exactly is your job, anyway? I know that Hateno Tech is still your main base of operations, but you haven’t been working under the ops of the Royals anymore.”

“Oh- hey bro. Yeah, it’s been a little bit. What’s the haps with you?”

“Takin’ the days as they come, you know me! If there’s one constant in my life, it’s the way I work. Yourself?”