girly 95lb package of evil

Really? Mine’s blue sparkles, I would say yours is pink? Or red? 

It's this cute pastel pink, I love it.

I don’t know what you’re talking about, my shit sparkles and smells like flowers.

Oh my god, so does mine! 

It looks horrid. 

Is that shit in the cafeteria?

I'm going for Pizza.

It sucks, it’s freezing!  My toes are icicles!

Would it kill them to turn the heat up?

Probably. They're pretty lazy.

Well, just today?

Therapy is such bullshit lately.

Look, if you want to die so badly why don’t you just kill yourself.

Because it never works. 

I swear, she turns into a puppy when she sees your dick, I put ten dollars on it.

Pussy is really awesome.

Always. Always.

Yeah. So, any guys caught your eye? 

Oh, god…I’m surprised they even let you have a whole pineapple.

I didn't say they gave me it.

Oh, shut up.

Hey, she commits to the dick, it's a good thing.