Anthony Hasting

Oh my god, so does mine! 

Really? Mine's blue sparkles, I would say yours is pink? Or red? 

I don't know what you're talking about, my shit sparkles and smells like flowers.

It looks horrid. 

Probably. They’re pretty lazy.

It sucks, it's freezing!  My toes are icicles!

That could work… yeah. You’re the only positive one here. Stay that way, and promise me, alright?

I'll try to. I can only be positive about everyone elses life, not my own. 

I meant in real life seeing I live in LA now and I don't plan on going back to the hell I called home. 

I’d say I’m sorry but I’m not.

It's okay. You don't have to censor things. 

Yeah, I don’t think so.

How charming.

I guess that could work, looking at people’s life events on the news that are shittier than mine.