Gen-A-Bug

It's not even like we can sit here and be furious that he lost the popular vote and still got in. he has five fucking million more votes. even if we were only going off of popular vote he'd be fucking winning by five million votes. it's not even "the electoral college ruined this election" (fuck the electoral college) people genuinely voted for that fucking lunatic over her. fuck. fuck.

you have to outlive donald trump

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.

Enemies to lovers romance is the journey from sweetheart (derogatory) to sweetheart (affectionate)

If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes

if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”

Do y'all not remember the russian spies that plagued tumblr??

this site has been on a noticeable decline from the moment they expunged the russian chaos agents

Tumblr had what

I just miss the porn.

People will watch an entire movie series even when the first episodes are slow just because someone told them “it gets better” - but will refuse to look at goals and life like that.