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i don’t even write them as muses but au where dhawan!master met eleven

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me @ the stars: help me
A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?
Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.
Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok
Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts
Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes
Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks
A++ addition
Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?
Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great
I LOVE THIS
Oh no, murder comedy is my jam
I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.
Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.
So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.
Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal.
“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”
Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”
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so I finally caught up on episodes but it cost me a night of sleep
two things: if the doc's not a time lord what the hell is jenny
i'm gonna riot if jenny and jack don't show up on that ship because they both also got arrested

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on another note i’m playing a game where npcs just show up and i wasn’t paying attention and it looked like the game said ‘the master has arrived’
i’m dying y’all
some online test: you’re impulsive
jenny, eating an entire pie for dinner:
HOGWARTS HOUSE BREAKDOWN
What’s Your Hogwarts House Percentage?
You Are 38% Gryffindor, 24% Hufflepuff, 22% Ravenclaw, and 16% Slytherin!
You have all the loyalty of a Hufflepuff, but your affinity for Gryffindor ensures that loyalty is fierce: You would do almost anything for your loved ones, even if it has a negative effect on you personally. This means that your friends and family members often come to you when in need, but it’s also important to remember to spend time taking care of yourself. You wear your heart on your sleeve, and impulsively act on your emotions without fear of the consequences. Your slight compatibility with Ravenclaw house hints at an appreciation for knowledge and wisdom, though they are not priorities for you.
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you love your muse, yes, we know, you love your muse so much, they’re the light of your life, you love them so much, you just love your muse, we KNOW , you love your muse you fucking love your muse ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE YOUR MUSE. WE GET IT.
y'all: freaking out over the episode
me, cackling as I sit here on two years worth of plotting of Jenny having been caught and experimented on by humans:

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tfw the new doctor who episodes throw in some parallels to plot points you established with your muse years ago
梅(うめ) Ume blossoms (Japanese apricot)
And yes if you’re new to this blog Jenny has three main hobbies: nicking pies, getting flower tattoos representing the worlds she’s visited, and converting the inside of her ship to a massive garden
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fun fact jenny has severe ptsd and can get triggered by things; she does next to nothing to actually deal with the symptoms and instead never sleeps [until passing out], avoids talking about it, and doesn’t accept help from people even though she’s quite depressed and has trouble remaining optimistic, or even having any sort of positive emotional response at all. a lot of her happiness, then, is faked, unless she’s in her garden and nobody’s around. she also avoids humans for the same reason, as they’re one of the things that’s closely involved with the very reason she has ptsd to begin with. or, at least, one form of it. there’s a whole other series of events, which i’ve probably covered in a post on here somewhere. either way, she keeps to herself because she has next to no capacity to trust anyone anymore.