D R E A M L A N D

“  Since when every single man in the universe is responsible for what one of them did in a pond? Please respond because this logic is beyond me.” 

“i didn’t say anything about guys. i just said his actions are a reason i don’t date.”

“that’s kind of an asshole move.”

“a bunch of people yelled at him, i felt bad for the chick though.”

“i would have slapped the guy if he had pulled a move like that on me. that’s so fucking mean.”

“it was hilarious but she stormed off and i was like, well there’s one relationship down the drain.”

After you find a cute one for yourself, will you mayb ehelp a gal out and give me a boost so I can mack on another tall guy?

“i’d have better luck just helping you smack a guy, or smacking him for you.”

Barbara Palvin

“hey! i didn’t want you to puke on my back or something, okay, i may not know girls that well, but i’m a hundred pourcent sure puke on his suit is a turn off. i’m just going to keep on living my day and ignore that, Cruela.”

“woah!! i can hold my alcohol down a lot better than you can ─ besides i think i was on you enough to keep all girls away from you for the rest of that night. yeah okay, cause i love dog fur.”