Kitten’s Day Dream

Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:

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Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:

A lot of the time when I’m little I only get to be little for a short period of time.  I’m typically pulled out of little space because my daddy talks to me like an adult.  Here are a few things to remember to allow your little to stay little.

Only talk about little things- this doesn’t mean that you both have to use baby voices (you can if you like, but you don’t have to).  Just keep the subject matter kid-friendly and don’t ask them any grown-up questions.

Don’t ask your little to do adult things- of course, they can still help out with chores, but just do it in a fun way just as you would with a kiddo.  You wouldn’t want your little leaving their toys everywhere.  However, don’t ask them to do super grown-up things like drive.

Don’t allow them to act like a grown-up- this means no adult tv, no using dangerous objects (like the stove or knives), and no talking like a big kid.

Keep them entertained- you can either do this yourself by talking to them, playing with them, or teaching them something, or you can give them an activity to keep them busy like put on a movie, ask them to color you a picture, or give them a worksheet to complete.

Dress them up little- putting them in little or just kind of childish clothes can help them get into a little mindset.

Don’t forget their senses- cover them in baby lotion or baby powder so they can smell babyish, put on childish music or read them a story so that they hear childish things, and give them kid foods like pb&j or baby food like applesauce so they taste childish tastes.

Make them feel comfortable- many littles worry about being a bother to their caregiver when their little or they feel as though they’re annoying.  Help them feel comfortable and encourage them to be little.  If that believe you like them being little they’ll be far more likely to stay little.

catfish mermaids live in streams inland mostly and are known as the most like,,,, “country” of mermaids. coastal mermaids sometimes meet them through estuaries and things like that and catfish mermaids just come over and sniff them with their barbels [their lil whiskers] and are like “howdy sea fish!!!!! wanna pet me im smooth”

“what are you- oh wow. wow. yes you…you are smooth???” 

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me:

me: I SAID THIS IS REALLY NICE

brain: oh right. heres some dopamine for the bare minimum u basic ass bitch

Me in a shark onesie criscross in bed with crayons sprawled everywhere and a Moana coloring book in my lap watching cartoons while being surrounded by a bunch of stuffies with a sippy cup in my hand and a pink pacifier in my mouth: …

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