immortal loser

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

No SHE'S the evil alter, make out with HER instead!

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

you were really cute as a newt. . .

newts get +200 merchantile at my trading den

hope is a skill

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

jokes aside, if you're actually interested in a bit of behind the scenes context on those posts, you can check here, though it won't help much with that goal, because it will also log you out

getting hypnotized is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

twitter banned me and in exchange for my sacrifice we see the return of pjackk. you're welcome.

Big Tumblr saw me post this and remembered he's supposed to be dead. but i'm still banned on twitter. so my graceful sacrifice was actually for nothing in the end. such is the plight of the modern working woman

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

PJACKK CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD!?!?

pjackk is no longer tma