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sometimes fiber art experience carries over to other things due to understanding how to keep tension and pressure on the fibers, like knitting or crocheting giving you a leg up in embroidery. Other times you have the class instructor at a first aid event politely at your shoulder asking you how you got the tourniquet so tight and your practice wound so neatly packed with gauze.

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

But it's Thursday???

YOU CHOPPED UP GOBLINS?!?!?

NO IT'S A CHEESE BOARD SERVED GOBLIN STYLE

YOU CHOPPED UP GOBLINS WHO WERE SERVING WITH STYLE?!?!

What do you believe in now?

self preservation through love

chupacapra

Chupacabra as well

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife

I'm apologizing profusely and he's like "oh it's fine it was funny" and then he offhandedly mentions that his next girlfriend tried to poison him also

Yeah this is going to break containment babe.

they have a certain gnc quoi

GOOD MORNING THURSDAY YOU CAME FAST AS FIFTHDAY WE CAN ALMOST TOUSH SATERDAY ONLY ONE DAY APART IT IS TOMMOROW FRIEDAY ANY WAY IT SEEM TO ME TIME RUN OUT OF CONTROL HAVE GREAT MORNING ALL BEING OF THE WORLD

it's kinda fucked up we don't have real enchanted jewelry like i wanna go to micheals and buy a ring that makes my pens use 10% less ink when i wear it or something

What this headline leaves out is that they kidnapped him by doing the standard mob thing of driving a car up, pointing a gun at him, and saying “get in”. Fats thought he was gonna be killed until Al told him he was a huge fan

Unharmed, heavily intoxicated, and I believe something like $1,500 wealthier.

Nonono we don’t get to ignore what was just said prior. What the fuck DO YOU MEAN THE OPPOSITE OF YOUR MOTHER SELLING YOU TO ONE DIRECTION????!

so easily we forget the lore of our forefathers.

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person