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“Wha—Hey!” Ella pulled the plate into the middle on the table, “I still want them, okay? We’ll share them, but I swear if you’re one of those people who squirts ketchup over their fries and not on the side, I’m never sharing any of my food with you ever again.” They said pointing a finger at him sternly. “No… I just— Nobody would go with me, I mean, I even offered to pay and everyone turned me down!” Shaking their head in disbelief, they continued to ponder on why people had turned them down for fries. 

Gene shoved another fry on is mouth and shrugged, “I am not that kind of person so we can share. I have a fear of people who squirt ketchup all over their fries.“ he said, chuckling. “Hey, I would go with you and to be honest, I’m a little hurt that you didn’t even ask me. How dare you, Ella.”

The internet, as I do with most things these days.. 

Ah, I see. You have been on the weird side of the internet. 

“If you don’t want it then I’ll have it..” Gene said, grabbing their plate. His eyebrows knitted together as he picked up a fry, “Dude, we’ve been in Paris for two weeks. Don’t tell me you locked up yourself in your hotel room.” Gene said and he shoved the fry into his mouth.

Did you know we actually live about 80 milliseconds in the past, because that’s how long it takes our brain to process information? So basically, our bodies are in the present while our brains are in the past.

Well, that’s fucking weird and intersting at the same time. Where did you get that information, may I ask?

“You shouldn’t feel the need to conform to traditional standards of beauty, you’re beautiful just they way you are. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, if something or someone is important to you, then they’re beautiful. I’m Topanga, and I personally believe shows like that are pointless ways to crush people’s dreams and make them cry while earning money for the people who own it. We need to move forward from artificial forms of entertainment and learn to speak to each other and sit around the fire and enjoy nature like we used to. Don’t you think?”

“Did you really just said that in one breath? Woah, Toppy   I can call you Toppy, right? Toppy baby, what drugs are you on? But, hey thank you for boosting my self esteem with your powerful words like wow. Anyway, I’m Eugene and you should feel my shirt. Do you know what it's made of? Boyfriend Material." 

Yeah, but I mean… How many of those models actually end of making a career out of themselves?

I just know one. I forgot her name but she has this really creepy big doll eyes. Antm contestants are fucking attractive. But, what you have just asked actually made me laugh and made me feel a little bit better.

“Wait, now I wanna watch too.”

“No, you dofus. Let’s just watch glee or something.”

“And you didn’t invite me? You should be ashamed.”

“Whoops sorry, Q. Believe me, I want to. Is there anything I could do for you to forgive me?”

“When you loose I’ll make sure you never live it down.” She smirked as she shook his hand. “Let the games begin.”

As soon as Eva shook his hand, he grabbed hand and kissed her, “I admit that this is going to be hard for me, but I won’t lose, Eve.”