#youtripstart

Did you know we actually live about 80 milliseconds in the past, because that’s how long it takes our brain to process information? So basically, our bodies are in the present while our brains are in the past.

I  was just trying to cut up an apple, but ended up slicing my hand...do you think I’ll need stitches? 

Anyone up for the tin can challenge? Something about eating dog food sounds intruiging for one reason or another.

“So, I just finished watching The Rugrats Movie and all I can think about is when Chuckie said ‘Oh, Tommy loved climbing on trees -- Now trees are climbing on him.’ And I’m in a whirlwind of emotions. That’s so morbid and upsetting, he though his best friend got crushed under a tree.” He paused, pushing his hair back into place. “Oh, don’t even get me started on when Tommy was fixing the sleeping bag the Dil. I’m going to cry... he was singing to him. The Rugrats are fucking me up.”

Hmn, what should my next episode be about? Help me out here, let me here a suggestion!

“Damnú air!” She practically screams as she pulls her hand away from the stove, clutching it tightly with the other as she moves around the kitchen in circles.  “Iarracht agus déan bia ansin dóigh mé féin.” She grumbles, still not realizing she was talking to herself or even speaking her first language. Looking up at the door she lets out a soft laugh at the person standing there, clearing her throat as she stands up fully. “Sorry ‘bout that. Didn’t know anybody was here. Burnt grilled cheese sandwich?” She offers with a laugh, reaching over to turn off the stove and move the pan away from the burner.

“It’s legal for me to drink here, and as much as I’d love to say I don’t want or need to right now, that’s a lie. So... do you want to get drunk with me on camera for thousands of people to see?”