>:3

Oh geez... as an Ogerpon I feel this.

//btw reminder for anyone who needs it that even the big blogs are still just regular people behind the screen, and everyone enjoys it when people take an interest in their characters. anxiety is a liar and pretty much everyone will be delighted if you reach out to them.

What sucks about the vaporeon copypasta is the fact that I - a biologist - know all of the ways that it’s just factually incorrect, but going into said inaccuracies would make me look more deranged than the person who originally wrote it, lol

The what?

Looked it up. Humanity is fucked.

Hold on gonna look something up

I regret everything

What sucks about the vaporeon copypasta is the fact that I - a biologist - know all of the ways that it’s just factually incorrect, but going into said inaccuracies would make me look more deranged than the person who originally wrote it, lol

The what?

Looked it up. Humanity is fucked.

Hold on gonna look something up

rotomblr: reblog with the worst injury you’ve ever gotten from a pokémon, wild or domestic

remember that if your pokémon is afraid of fireworks then you are legally permitted to battle whichever pokémon keeps using Draco Meteor within 300 feet of your house until there are no longer any fireworks

that’s why they invented raid battling

turned 37 today 👍 i was going to take some pictures outside to celebrate it but i literally haven't seen a single wild pokémon like all of today. even in the wild grass. is there like a meeting they scheduled that i don't know about

What's a shop?

okay maybe i DIDN'T read the notification warning about a legendary pokémon danger in the area. but in my defense i was touching tallgrass and being logged off and such. living in the moment