Wren

are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

literally man's best friend but whatever. i guess you do sexual roleplay as some kind of tender-leaved houseplant?

you know full well that my sexual roleplays are geological in nature

Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca

bluey's from brisbane kid's a fake fan

ohhhhj the mischevious smiler....

sniles sno sneetly

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

it’s that strange bisexual man again

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

the spirit is willing but the flesh is experiencing technical difficulties

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.