Gaudy intoxicated feelings comfortably mixed

FUCK! Why would past me do that? I'm gonna kill that bitch

Too late he did it himself

Guy who came back wrong but everyone unanimously agrees that the new guy is better in every conceivable way

transition

Jerking off one of her horns as a stim toy while scrolling on your phone

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

get a freaking room you two...

yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing

gese ic WUNIGE under stane and his nama is se Mona and he is a smercigende ac he ne me lærþ nan wiht

Yeah I saw the lovecraftian horrors and didn’t succumb to madness. What- no I’m not a cultist, James. For Christ’s sake. What you’re forgetting my friend is that HP Lovecraft wasn’t a flexible man. His brain simply wasn’t stretchy enough to take it all in. I however, have short term memory issues. Flexibility is the name of the game when you can’t remember if you ate lunch or not. What’s the size of the universe? Big. You knew that already, James. Come on now. You don’t need to witness the terrifying ocean at the base of the entirety of reality itself to know that. Pass the brandy.