i’m done… goodbye cruel world *turns into a stone* *u toss me into a lake* *i sink to the bottom* *i erode over the years* *i return to the surface* *a young girl finds me and brings me home* *i am placed on a shelf in her bedroom* *i am loved for decades* 

not having fangs irl is ruining my image

*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

sometimes when I come across discourse over the messed up choices Bella, Edward, and Jacob made in the series because they’re all dumbasses I’m just like I DID MY TIME!!!!! TWELVE YEARS OF IT!!!! NOW SHUT UP!!!

Maybe you didnt do anything today. That’s okay. You’re alive and that’s enough :)

trans people deserve to be a little vain as healing for the years some of us spent feeling like shit about ourselves