panicking

my brain is so cooked i just referred to the emperor claudius as my good buddy claude

man. thirteen essays or academic probation.

i know this article was written in 1939 but could it try making sense

hi im lisa i'm setting you an essay for the FIRST day of term 🥺 i have set you 33 texts to read. i DO want you to kill yourself

possibly i should stop improvising all my presentations and actually write stuff up. but also. no.

it does baffle me when i see other people having assignments that they get longer than a week for... forgot universities could do that... i'm so used to having 1 week max but often like 2-3 days 😭

tbh it does bother me when i get an exam back and there’s four questions of the same type and i’ve made the same mistake in all of them and the marking gets increasingly irritated with me. i’m not reading your comments in between writing them it was one exam 😭 leave me alone

tutor sent me a snippy email because when i had a pre-exam meltdown they rearranged the exam for me so i wouldn’t have to try taking it while crying. sorry i was crying i guess :/

what if (what if) you were a grown ass man. and you worked at a university. and you didn't contact any other university tutors. so you scheduled a class at the same time as the others. and then got mad when this was pointed out to you