Now That’s Two Stones With One Bird

"i don't know.. that's scary.." has become such a core part of my vocabulary that I forget people will not immediately understand that I'm making a reference when i say that

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

worst part abt election season is seeing ads that say Candidate Y is a radical communist who wants to abolish christianity and give everyone drugs and then I get all excited and I look up Candidate Y and they're just a center-right liberal who thinks we should maybe rename the Racism Is Okay Memorial Park

[ID: Tweet by Cambell Newman reading: It's not free. It's paid for by taxpayers. And why should people pay for the "free" lunch of other people's children? Roxy Quote Tweeted reading: Free lunches for children is such an easy litmus test. If you are against it, I can easily disregard anything you ever say and forget you exist entirely. End ID]

I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

this nonsexual cuddle pile MUST only consist of people with pussies, if the person im nonsexuallu cuddling fully clothed with ever had a p*n*s in their pants i would call the cops (bust trans mascs with bottom surgery are okay :D we're progressive here)

[ID: Facebook post on Queer Exchange STL reading: AFAB cuddle puddles? Are there cuddle puddles or is that an old thing? Have people turned it into a kink thing? What going on. End ID]

The anti-vax and anti-science propaganda is very real - and also, frankly I think doctors and nurses would've had an easier time getting people not to fall for it if they spent less time treating people like fucking shit

This post is about a lot of things but it is especially about racism, medical abuse, and eugenics

26 year olds of the world lock in please the 26 year old behaviors i've been seeing lately are concerning

there’s just no way he fucks good I’m sorry. that’s the appeal. to me

need him apologizing and crying on it

Whole house undiagnosed

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that