Creature of the Night

i love myself but i dont love me back

i have never ever related to anything so fucking hard

candles are how we keep fires as pets

this is unnecessarily adorable

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL

I just need someone who’s down for watching Christmas movies and making hot chocolate before going out and looking at all the lights

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

Sounds busy to me

I fell in love with you, long before I knew.

it’s like i always say: fuck

Friendly reminder: Someone holding you accountable is not the same as someone “attacking” you

*inserts hard pill to swallow meme*

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

please see a gynecologist