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Dungeons and Dragons, but your character must be a self insert, and class is determined by your current abilities Barbarian Must have a demonstrable temper, go off I guess  Bard Must be able to play an instrument Cleric Must be involved in a religious organization Druid Must have demonstrable knowledge of, or passion for nature  Fighter Must beat the DM in physical combat (hope your DM’s a wimp)  Monk Must practice a martial art  Paladin Must have a cause that one actively supports  Ranger Must be able to fire a kind of ranged weapon accurately  Rogue Must sneak up on the DM (Hard mode: steal their dice)  Sorcerer Must have a powerful family heirloom  Warlock Must work for a powerful entity (Corporations, The Government)  Wizard Must have a College Degree or a 3.0 GPA  If you can’t be any of these you start as a commoner, and may become one of these classes when you finally satisfy these conditions.

these surveys actually saved me as a child growing up with a neglectful, mentally ill mother. shout out 2 every hood burger king

honestly this shit blessed me…my hours got cut at work for a minute and my check reflected. then my car got towed, and my tags were due. left me $200 short on rent…but my tips this week added up to exactly that much. 😭

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WE ARE FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE SALT AND PEPPER DINER