now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle

girl giving me some of her hand sanitizer: you are safe now my sweet child me: I owe you my life

have some compassion!!!!!!!! And EAT A MANGO!!!!!!!!! thats it!!!!!!!

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

World Heritage Post

put ur dick in the microwave see what happens

sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

Are you….. A reptile ?

what are you a cop? mind your business 

*thinks abt love until im delirious and feverish*