People think he’s a patriot. That is disgusting.

This brand of Christians? a disgrace

her reaction is so pure and hilarious

me at the office when my second cup of coffee finally kicks in 

Me at work when 7 customers come in randomly when it’s been dead all day.

me avoiding all my responsibilities

did she just kick a laser beam in half

Feminism

Because y’all kept giving girls like her death threats for being shady

thank you I am going to use this in every single abortion argument forever

Y’all ever heard of copy right? You know there is other varieties of potatoes to grow they the ones bred specifically for lays potato chips?

hows that boot taste

If anyone every tries to lecture me on why copyrighted plants are a good thing I will kick them in the throat

i know you want me