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fun little personal story relating to sinners
(For context Iâm an Irish woman) So it came out while I was living in America and I worked at a book store. My manager was a black man from the south and we got along well, but heâd seen Sinners before me and I didnât know it would involve Irish people. He thought it would be funny to not open the door for me because I needed to âinvite myself inâ. I didnât know what he was on about but he was having a grand time with it. It made sense after I saw the movie but he kept making little vampire comments until I moved back
Remmick my dear boy theyâve flanderized you to hell and back.
On a real note tho, (and I say this as an x reader author) a lot of you people need to chill. Like I fr get the âooh sexy vampireâ thing but reducing a character with such a sensitive background (scrubbing away all details of his ethnicity) into some weird pervy southern white dude whoâs suddenly a satanist and caricature of himself is just not it. I donât wanna sound like a dick but as an Irish person I so rarely see actual Irish culture (not leprechauns and making fun of our dances) get mainstream, as happened with Sinners. Ted talk over
top five Irish memes (no particular order)
Bald garda
Guy who slipped on the ice
âItâs nice to be niceâ
ââŠup the ra, Nigel?â
âWould ya stop cursin in fronta yer child fer fucks sake?â

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Irl higuruma come back to me
Bite Me
human!modern!remmick x reader blurb
nsfw, minors dni, all that stuff, still new to fics
sinners discourse
you can be mad at ppl liking Remmick but itâs just a bold faced lie to say that he isnât bad asf
soft lazy mornings together..
Normally, Lion was the one to wake up before youâŻalways at the ass-crack of dawn, a force of habit from Stan. Heâd stay in bed and pretend like he wasnât counting each second between your breaths. The cold in the morning always made his muscles stiff, made existing hurt for the first couple hours before the heat came. But, this was one of those rare mornings where he was sleeping in and you found yourself enjoying every second of it. It was adorable. He was adorable in the way that he drooled into his pillow. The way that his hair was tousled and sticking up in every direction. The way that his hands tightened on the wrinkled bed sheets, not wanting to part from it just yet. He looked so much more peaceful and unburdened when he was sleeping.
Slowly trailing your fingers down his back, you could feel the stiffness that had been permanently etched into the muscle. He was too fucking young to be having that kind of chronic pain. To be having arthritis. To be having to take that much painkillers just to function. To be putting on icy-hot on his body. Lingering on his lower back, you rub random patterns over the tense muscles, earning a loud exaggerated moan from him. It was the kind of moan he usually let out whenever he got in a hot shower or whenever you massaged his scalp. Biting back a snicker, you rub up and down back fully, knowing that you didnât have to be too careful about waking him up.Â
âDonât..â He grumbles, shifting to snuggle deeper into your chest. âStop..Please..â
âI wasnât planning too, baby.â You chuckle, pressing a gentle kiss onto his temple.
âMm-hm, ttâs really fucking good.â He hums, slurring his words slightly.
âShh, donât try speaking, baby. Just go back to bed and enjoy it.â You smile, enjoying every second of his reaction.
âUgh, I really gotta pee, though.âÂ
âNope. Get out of bed.â You stop, trying to usher him out of the bed.
Letting out another loud groan as you try to push him out of the bed, he fights against you, putting his dead weight on top of you. He was like a mix of an oversized teddy bear and a weighted blanket. Wrinkling your nose up at his crushed weight on top of you, he lets out another whine in your ear, dramatic and annoying. God, he was annoying when he was sleep deprived. Trying to shrug him off again, he presses sloppy wet kisses along the side of your neck, slobbering all over you like a dog. Groaning as he licks your cheek for good measure, you try to push him again, using just a hint more force than before. He needed to go, preferably in a toliet.
âBut, itâs sooooo cold and youâre so warm.âÂ
âWalter, if you pee the bedâŻâ You warn, but he cuts you off.
âIâm not that incompetent. JustâŠsleepy." He huffs, blinking away the lingering sleep in his eyes.
âLion, go pee and you can come back to bed with me.â You argue, nudging him again.
"Promise to scratch my back again?"
"I will." You nod, "Go pee."
Letting out a moan that sounds an awful lot like a mating whale, he drags himself out of bed, his joints popping like pop rocks as he stands up. Dragging a hand down his face, he lets out a grumble at the cold wooden floors, his lips curled down into a mix of a sleepy pout and scowl. Shamelessly eyeing the way the elastic band of his boxers hung low on his hips, you could see the dark brown hair of his happy trail, the soft pudge of his belly from eating an entire stack of pancakes on his own. God, you wanted to ride him until he broke. There was something about him in the mornings that was just so...hot. The sleep tousled mess that was his hair. The raspiness of his voice. The way that even half awake and sleep deprived, he still had enough energy for you.
âYou better hurry up.â You mumble, chewing on your bottom lip.
âWhy, hm?â He hums, yawning as he stretches.
âBecause Iâm craving breakfast.â You joke, though a part of you really wasnât.
âWhat does that have to do with me..â He furrows his brows, before the slow realization clicks in his head. âOh..â
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âFellowship and love and stuffâŠâ
Irish for your fics pt 4
Ar nĂłs (like/such as)
DĂreach (exactly)
Ach cĂĄ huair? (But when?)
Mise freisin (me too)
Cad atĂĄ ort? (Whatâs wrong?)
Socraigh sĂos (calm down)
Ag an am céanna (at the same time)
NĂĄ bac leis (donât worry about it)
An bhfuil tĂș rĂ©idh (are you ready?)
Rinne tu Ă© (you did it)
BĂ ciĂșnin (be quiet)
CĂ©ard atĂĄ ar siĂșl (whatâs going on?)
FĂĄg Ă© (leave it)
Rinne mé meancóg (I made a mistake)
TĂĄimid i sĂĄinn an chacamais (weâre fucked)
Next fanfic is gonna be modern human Remmick x reader js so yall know im not giving up on writing
Barry keoghan discourse
Yes, Iâm aware he is very annoying and im irritated by him too, and this is gonna sound âtoo wokeâ. But can we make fun of him for his actions instead of his nose shape or eyes? Especially since those are both specific ethnic features that used to be turned into caricatures for Irish people. Kind of branching from my last post too. And granted itâs mostly Sabrina carpenter fans hating on her, and sheâs problematic too so idk why yâall wanna start shit. Go raibh maith agat as lĂ©amh
Canât believe they tried to convince us that we were chopped with natural features

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Irish for your fics pt 3 (fun edition)
Pleota amadĂĄin (youâre some idiot!)
Gabh suas ort féin (go fuck yourself)
NĂĄbalta (canât even)
Ocras ort? (you hungry?)
Sin plean anois (now youâre talking)
BĂ cĂșramach (be careful)
Socraigh sĂos (calm down!)
CĂĄ bhfuil mo phĂłg (whereâs my kiss?)
TĂĄ tĂș gach rud (youâre everything)
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sorry Americans
while Iâm not American myself, you wonât see me making fun of you lot, (except the crazy ones in your government and the ones that support your president) and I encourage others to do the same. I lived with my uncle and cousins in my teenage years and went to a Chicago public high school, and that shit was genuinely crazy like another planet. Nb rly knows whatâs going on at any given time bc everyoneâs so focused on trying to make it to the next day. Iâve only been back for a few years but itâs still so uncanny.