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@geekmorality
Real estate agent: this house was built in 1784 and is filled with demons!!!
White ppl:

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itâs not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes
itâs not your job to satisfy him sexually because heâs horny
you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you donât want to do
donât be scared of âlosing himâ
he most likely wasnât anything worth keeping
Girls need to be taught this from such an early age.
a boner is not a medical condition. you are under no obligation to do anything.
A great empowerment message.
This damn thread!
TALK THAT SHIT
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I feel this every day fucking with my parents
I have a college degree and 10 yrs experience in my field, but there are NO jobs and the pay is equivalent to working retail. Iâm in my fucking thirties and Iâm still not financially stable and get shit on for not wanting to have children. How am I supposed to raise a child if I canât make enough to take care of myself?!
straight people: *makes literally hating your spouse a cultural norm* straight people: gays are ruining marriage
All the sensitive straights on this complaining that LGBT people are stereotyping them need to watch any sitcom ever. Itâs not gay writers peddling the hateful marriage story itâs straight writers. You stereotype yourselves.
As for lesbians having a higher rate of reported domestic violence. Itâs because they are willing to call the police on each other. Far far far more husbands beat their wives but their wives wonât report it. Battered straight women keep quiet for the kids. Just like how they stay married for the kids.
Half the problem is married couples rushing into having children or getting married because they have a baby on the way.
âSo whatâs your religion?â
âdo you believe in god?â
me:
Youâve heard of a god complex before, but this is ridiculous
You know, this ticks me off more than it should.
Youâve got these people complaining that itâs cultural appropriation if white people do this and that, that itâs disrespectful for them to wear all these kinds of things, and that a lot of those things have histories behind them that you need to respect when you wear them.
And then this bitch dons a halo like a catholic saint and has people worshipping her, and thatâs somehow fine.
This is really funny
Itâs fucking hilarious bc once again this has nothing to do with white ppl đ¤Łđ¤Łđ
Bey isnât breaking off y'all catholic religion .. She is dressed like OSHUN the goddess of love and fertility. Oh yeah btw Oshun or Osun is an African goddess đ¤đ¤đ nice try tho

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When you date a person of the opposite gender, youâre automatically straight. Youâre not bi anymore. To be bi you need to have a boyfriend and a girlfriend at the same time. To be asexual you need to be a virgin who draws dinosaurs ands survives on marshmallows. To be poly, you need to date someone named Polly. To be pansexual, you need to have sex with every single person on earth. Every one of them.
Thatâs bullshit. 100% of it. Bisexual means you are attracted to both men and women. Homosexual means you are attracted to people of the same sex. Heterosexual means you are attracted to those of the other sex. Asexual means you are not sexually attracted to anyone. Need I go on?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JokeÂ
This is too complicated for some people đ
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i have a job interview today and my club is on my resume
lord help me
it actually went very well, i felt extremely confident because the interviewer was the awkward IT type that i eat for breakfast. iâm iffy about how well the company will fit me, so iâm not 100% sure iâll take it if they offer me the position.
for other swers considering transitioning to the vanilla world who fear the dreaded resume gap, hereâs how i translated my stripping experience on my resume:
⢠Compiling, organizing, and utilizing client demographic data
⢠Creative problem solving, conflict resolution, building rapport, and negotiating with clients
⢠Precision time management to ensure maximum sales in a fast paced environment
i listed my clubâs LLC name instead of our business name because itâs completely neutral, of course. i told the interviewer that it was a commissioned independent contractor sales position and as such, it necessitated an iron-clad work ethic and motivation because no one gave me instruction or guidance. no boss wants to HAVE to micromanage and i excel at working independently.
i also said that all sales positions are fundamentally about getting people to say yes, and that iâve honed my interpersonal skills and my ability to gauge clientsâ unspoken needs.
the interviewer seemed impressed and didnât give me any strange looks. meanwhile, i got to be as honest and frank as reasonably possible. if i interview with another company, iâll absolutely do this again.
Wow. You are a genius.
đđđ This is amazing! And if he asked for more specifics about the job you could say something like âmarketing and sales of entertainment services within the nightclub industryâ or that you were selling âmarketing services within the nightclub industry designed to increase liquor sales and patron return rateâ these are fun to think of đ¸
Adele about BeyoncĂŠ in TV Radio Room After Winning Album, Record and Song of the Year.
All talk no action, though. Bring BeyoncĂŠ up on stage. Give her the award. AND THEN THE MIC.
I donât think youâve thought that scenario thru. If Adele had asked Beyonce to join her on stage, she would actually have forced Beyonce into a terrible situation where Beyonce would be subjected to ridicule and public humiliation.Â
Beyonce canât exactly give her prepared acceptance speech to a room full of racist white people who didnât vote for her. Whatâs she gonna say? âThanks for nothingâ? Sheâd have to make up something to say on the fly. She canât thank Adele for the award without the media calling her a smug/conceited sore loser. She canât criticize the voters or the organization without being lambasted by the media as both a sore loser and as a â hysterical angry black woman.âÂ
Anything Beyonce said to that room would have been turned against her a thousand fold â Beyonce and Adele both knew that. Every black person in the room knew that too. In court, defending yourself is not always your best option. You often need a character witness whoâll speak on your behalf. This may not have been a literal court, but the same principle applies to the court of public opinion.
And btw Adele did give Beyonce the award. She said âI cannot accept this awardâ and then she broke off the base of the grammy (the part that had Adeleâs name on it) and gave the trophy part to BeyoncĂŠ. Maybe they cut that portion out of the particular broadcast you watched, but it did happen and there are articles about it.
Iâm usually the first in line to criticize bad ally-ship. In this particular situation, I honestly think Adele chose the best course of action for Beyonce. Sheâs a good example to celebs who want to be allies â this is how itâs done.
Now THATâS a good post.

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Okay but read the actual text of the card because if we go by that, it only works if you crash it