GeekMommaRants

1, ACS  Role Marcia Clark

Ryan Murphy: Okay, we need to create a new supernatural monster for this season

*shakes hat full of random words*

*pulls out 4 words*

Ryan: Let’s see…..we got wax, plastic wrap, drill, and dildo.

Brad Falchuck: How the fuck are we suppose to work with that? Pick out some new words.

Ryan: No, Brad…..I got this. We create a creature that looks like a wax figure, but he’s wrinkled like plastic wrap.

Brad: Okay. But what about the drill and dildo? How do we incorporate that?

Ryan: We combine them. The creature will have a strap-on drilldo. It’s perfect!

Brad:…..Okay, I guess whatever makes you happy, Ryan. But I’m picking out the rest of the words for the characters now.

Ryan: Hey, at least give me a few of them.

Carina Round –  For everything a reason (via my-secret-universes)