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The first thing we must discern is what Bullseye would need to do to break through the armor of the Black Panther. A bullet obviously wouldn’t do the ‘trick’ (a reference to Bullseye’s famous tag line used before a kill; “And for my next trick...”), and neither would a playing card. However, throughout the canon 616 Marvel universe, it is shown that small, sharp objects can break through the mesh of vibranium that protects the Wakandan king. A bludgeoning object might also work, like a nightstick. The best angle would probably be the sharp object, as Bullseye is more proficient with knives and daggers than heavier weapons. A dagger could be thrown or be used at melee range, whereas a club or nightstick would restrict Bullseye’s attacks to a few feet away from a fatal enemy. If Bullseye stays far away, Black Panther could attack him with his most popular ranged weapon: his energy blades. For those of you who have never heard of these weird-sounding new-fangled contraptions, here’s a quote from Super Hero DB that might help: “With an ornate hilt carved of ivory or some kind of stone, and an energy-generated blade that can be set to stun or kill. The energy blades can be handled like either a physical knife or fired like darts, and regenerated repeatedly.” If set to kill, Bullseye would have to rely on his own dodging skills, for fear of his life. And while a thrown knife might make Black Panther bleed, it wouldn’t do as much damage as it would to you or me. Even a thrown shot to the heart might not kill. No, Bullseye would need quite a few hits for the Wakandan warrior to meet his match. This is all in the case that Black Panther couldn’t count on his, you know, ARMY OF THOUSANDS OF WELL-TRAINED FIGHTERS. This fight is just Black Panther vs Bullseye. So, what should each of their strategies be? Well, for Black Panther, a good strategy would be to get up close. Let me explain. The Panther’s weapons contain his claws, strength, grenades, and previously mentioned energy blades/darts. He also has a shield of kenetic energy that could fire Bullseye’s attacks back at him. As for Bullseye, well, anything that doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, as the saying goes. But if Bullseye is trying to stay back and T’challa (Black Panther) is advancing, Bullseye has to knife him multiple times before the Panther catches up. And this is where everything comes into consideration. How far away are they when they begin the fight? If they’re closer the Black Panther will make contact with Bullseye sooner. How many knives does Bullseye have? The more hits, the better the chances of death. There are many more things to consider, but since this is getting pretty long, I’ll make some assumptions. Even if the Black Panther was only twenty feet away, Bullseye rarely misses a shot, and he’s lightning quick. By the time the speedy Panther got to the expert assassin, more than three knives could have broken through the flesh of T’challa. As much as I tried, I can’t think of a way that the Panther would win. As sad as I am to see him go, these are the rules of the championship. And as much as you might want to hate me for this...please don’t.

In this battle, a key fact must be determined; could Electro electrocute Carnage through Carnage’s extra strands of...well...carnage? To find out, I shall use a magical thing. It is a way of discovering answers to numerous questions. The key to information. Google. Search: “Could Electro electrocute Carnage through Carnage's strands of flesh?” Answer: “Did you mean: could Electric electrocute Carnage through Carnage's strands of flesh?” I clicked on that, as there was no other link or answer on the page. New answer: “Carnage is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics.” ...so I guess I’m on my own. I will just assume that it would work, because if it didn’t, the fight would be over in about...just estimating here...a tenth of a second. So these two meet. Both are rash idiots who are always ready to fight, so I don’t see any reason that a surprise fight instead of a planned or anticipated battle would give either an advantage. As I have said before, both Electro (known to Google as Electric) and Carnage are rash idiots, so strategy is completely out the window. If Carnage were to come at Electro with his ‘strands’, Electro could BZZZT! the living hell out of Cletus (Cletus Kasady, AKA Carnage). No, the best attack for Carnage would be to try and chomp Electro’s head off. Sneak up behind Electro and decapitate him before any sparks could fly. Carnage is very sneaky and could use dark spots to get around. Then again, with Electro’s bolts of pure energy, there wouldn’t be much dark to get around in. This would make it easy for Electro to spot Carnage, fire some energy and win from afar. If Carnage ever got too close, a touch from Electro could end the battle. However, with Electro being the pompous, reckless fool that he is, he would probably advance towards Carnage, his stupidity leaving him open to a fatal attack. Even still, he could use the little wit he has to, you know, attack Carnage as he’s walking up to the menace. So it’s a battle of the wits. The one with less basic comprehension loses. It will definitely be close. I will figure this out by determining the most stupid thing either has ever done. I believe that the most stupid thing Carnage ever did was walk into what he knew was a trap with what he knew were supersonic and fire-spitting weapons that he knew could kill him, just to kill some random person who he knew was not a danger to him. I believe the most stupid thing that Electro ever did was never using his powers to their full extent. He could turn out the power of anything he wanted. He could shut off the engines of anything that used electricity. He could hold the entire world’s electronics, the things we depend on most, hostage. Banks, stores, communication, entertainment, culture, and government would all collapse. Instead, he uses his power to shoot mini lightning bolts at some dude dressed as a spider. I think that Electro is more stupid, for though Carnage may have very little wit, he uses his powers to their limits. Electro’s powers have untold possibilities, but no one ever realized it because he never utilizes them. Carnage wins this round. Next round, Bullseye faces off against Black Panther.

*Read to the end for a new series surprise* In this battle, Matt Murdock’s (Daredevil’s) billy club would come in quite handy. If he couldn’t get around Steve’s (Captain America, AKA Steve Rogers) shield, his weapon certainly could. If it was not a planned meeting, however, Daredevil would have a clear advantage because Cap doesn’t just walk around carrying his shield, whereas Daredevil’s billy club can be disguised as a walking stick, so he takes it everywhere. Weapons aside, Cap is Murdocks superior when it comes to hand to hand combat, but dodging attacks with a sense more powerful than Spider-Man’s? That’s all Matt. In a more hilly terrain, Daredevil could operate more efficiently due to his jumping, swinging, ducking and overall ability to move with enhanced agility. Weapon to weapon is a fair fight, so they cancel each other out in that section. Physical adaptation in new terrains is a point to Murdock. Strategic adaptation in new terrains is a point to Rogers. They cancel each other out when it comes to setting, as well. Strength wise, Cap beats Murdock any day. Strategy wise, Rogers takes the cake. But determination and will? Very difficult. But I better figure it out, because this time, there will be a clear victor. The reason for the battle is very important. If it is because of Daredevil’s harsh beatings of criminals, he never kills, so Murdock would probably care more. If it were for the safety of the nation or its people, as seen in Captain America #34 when The Punisher stole information from the government to protect a family he had gotten close to, Cap would downright smash Daredevil to pieces. So it’s down to resolution. And I think we have a clear winner. Though Matt Murdock cares about his motives and fights, Steve Rogers once sacrificed his life for his country and his people. There is no one more loyal, more determined, that Captain America. So there you have it, folks. For the first time ever, ‘Who Would Win?’ has announced a definite champion. Now, here’s the surprise! Every time one character is eliminated, the victor fights another, and the winner of that fights another, until we have a winner of the championship! Ranging from the first ‘Who Would Win?’ (in which I have now decided Bullseye won, and in the second I decided that Black Panther won) to what will be the fifteenth, the first annual ‘Who Would Win? Championship’ will be held! So cast your bets! Who will win the championship? Only time will tell!

Doctor Octopus has more raw power, whereas Black Panther is more skillful and agile. As always with balanced out Marvel characters, the fight would be very circumstantial. If Black Panther had the element of surprise, the fight would be over before you could say, ‘Where did that black flash come from?’. Literally. However, on the flip side, if Doc Ock were to surprise BP, Octavious (Otto Octavious, AKA Doctor Octopus) would tear the Wakandan king apart quicker than Shuri could remark ‘What are those?!?!’. If neither of them surprised the other, the battle would (realistically) last no more than a few seconds. T’challa (Black Panther) would come for Otto with the speed of a raging bull, the agility of a cat, and the strength of an ox. Otto would grapple and tear at T’challa with his mighty metal arms, now more like poisonous snakes of iron than any mechanism or contraption. Each would lunge at the other, Black Panther with his body and Doctor Octopus with his tentacles. It would be a race for T’challa, as he would have to get to the man before the machine got to him. It would also be a race for Otto, but a race against time, for if he doesn’t stop the savage panther soon, its claws would reach Otto’s skin. In a battle of speed between the Black Panther’s body and some of the greatest machines in the history of science, a clear winner can barely be determined. Who do you think is faster? The man or the machine? Comment your answers, please! I can’t take the suspense much longer! 

A friend of mines Halloween costume as Thor as seen in Avengers: Endgame

Punisher has more resources at his disposal (as well as more soldiers), but Bullseye is a much better fighter, both in aim and hand to hand combat. Woo, probably gonna get some angry comments from that last remark. In this battle, the situation is everything. If they had time to prep for the battle, The Punisher would have a clear advantage, whereas if they were both surprised to meet, Bullseye would have the upper hand due to his quick thinking (yes, I know The Punisher is also a quick thinker, let me finish,) and his reflexes. He can also use an average object such as a pillow (True Believers Issue #12) for a weapon. The terrain also comes into play here. In a flatter area, Bullseye would have the advantage due to his marvelous speed and agility, but in a more hilly area with structures, The Punisher’s army training can come in handy. In the end, if everything was fair and even, and if it was just skill versus skill, the battle is essentially gifts (being Bullseye) against experience. In this scenario, I usually find that while skill may be acquired through teachings and practicing, natural ability trumps all. Who do you think would win? Leave a comment!

This isn't the best Marvel movie ever made, (Avengers: Endgame) but it's certainly up there. With some good messages about teamwork and preservation, astounding effects, and a flash back movie for a beloved character, this movie is great for most audiences. However, as a viewer who isn't a huge fan of blood and gore, it was a tad upsetting, but those who have seen this movie's prequels won't see anything worse than they already have. I always loved when the crap hit the fan in the X-Men movies, and this wonderful finale gives you that same feeling of edge-of-your-seat chaos from beginning to end. And although the fighting may be extremely violent, it has an emotional root, and therefore has value and meaning. It would be mostly understandable and enjoyable for someone who hasn't seen the other movies since this one takes place earlier than the rest. I just can't hype this movie up enough. If you think you’re ready for the thrill, watch it as soon as you can. If not, it's certainly worth the wait, however long that wait may be. For more awesome reviews, look for a Geekitron review on a movie or TV show (or, you know, anything else I review) you might want to see.

          The prequel to this movie was superb, so I watched this one the second it came out. As a big fan of the characters, story line and actors, I was seriously offended. I don't want to be that person that seems over dramatic, or a grouch, but this is possibly my least favorite movie ever. And I was once forced to watch a Barbie movie. The action? Unclear. The run time? Too long, and it seemed forced. The plot? Confusing and rooted with child like incompetence at best. They had one good thing, which was a moral debate, but they cut it off. A woman the viewer is supposed to sympathize with, you will end up hating. The common sense? Horrible. For one example, people get battered, burned, smashed, and thrown into the air. And yet, they live. Trust me, this and more go FAR past suspending disbelief. This bundle of a lack of thought and inconsistency was nothing more than a desperate grab at money, not to be enjoyed or taken seriously. I usually write positive reviews, but I could not live with myself as I let innocent people of all ages be taken victim by this horrendous excuse for a movie. I wish I was reviewing this in hopes of Lack of Basic Comprehension/Intelligence, because this movie would get a 10/10.

          Seriously, I have heard tons of negative reviews, and I'm telling you, when there's a non-American show, this always happens. I'm sure when innocent kids reviews are fine. Okay, the second story arc was a little racy, but 19+(which I’ve heard a lot)? No way in heck. I'm sorry, but the first arc (the show is in two segments) was pretty much squeaky clean. The deaths can be emotionally heavy, but never vulgar, and there is zero blood due to the fact that it all takes place in a video game. If you die in the video game, you die in real life, but the real deaths are never shown. If I may circle back to the emotional heaviness; there is suicide, important character deaths, and a struggle with paralyzing fear of death and depression. All of these, however, are used to provide positive messages. As I said about this not happening to an American show, what with all the 19+ reviews, I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS UNANIMOUS DISAPPROVAL AGAINST NON-AMERICAN TV SHOWS AND MOVIES. I shall close by warning you that episodes 14-25 are more racy (and less enjoyable)than the first 14. I recommend stopping with said fourteenth episode.

         A five star show if I've ever seen one, Death Note does everything right. This is a story about a boy who finds a notebook that can cause death. He uses it to kill criminals, but law enforcement pursues him. With his secret identity as a so called justice-bringer at stake, Light must outwit the smartest detective worldwide: the mysterious L. With an underlying message of 'how far are you willing to go in order to do the right thing?', every character crosses the line and makes you question your every day decision making. Packed with humor, drama and mystery, prepare for a new twist at the end of every episode as you begin to watch the mind-bending, immersive masterpiece known as Death Note!

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