Bang! Bang! Bang! ....

Literally no one: Buffy: 💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️

Photos by me.

Spaceballs (1987) dir. Mel Brooks

my uncle sent me BAD essential oils

  B-U-T-T Out!

… are they bullying the Scarlet Witch!?

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this clip gave me everything i needed to live another 50 years

when your friend says they called the Uber and you have 4 min to get the drunkest you’ve ever been

this show is everything

Your poems are works of genius. And you owe it to the world to let them be seen. I don’t need the world to see them. I only need you.

“well, hello fellow hunker-downers! coming to you high on half’a ambien, my doctor prescribes 10mg  for when i can’t sleep and i get so wound up over all this but i only take a half otherwise i’ll eat everything in the house, but look- another way i calm down is i write in my journal! and i put little stickers- [chuckling] i decorate- i’m a high school cheerleader stuck in a 65 year old male body… my violette stickers came today, LOOK!! aren’t they beautiful? i think i fell outta the womb and landed in my mother’s high heels. i just like things pretty, i think that’s why homosexuals were put on this earth, just to make things pretty! rabbits!!”