the fortune teller said i'd be free

How do you know? Have you poked yourself recently?

No, can't say I have recently. I just don't think I'm that muscular for it to hurt.

As you should, because it was. I feel like if I poked you it would hurt cause you’re all solid muscle. It’s badass.

It wouldn't hurt that bad.

Okay, then it’s on. I’m really glad you know how to swim. But you know even if you didn’t you look like you have enough muscle on that chest to thrash yourself to shore.

I'm just gonna take that as a compliment.

Yes! Okay, rules, no hypothermia and no drowning. Agreed?

Alright, agreed. I can swim and I don't plan on freezing to death.

Well it’s not something I can do alone! Come on, you can take the cold, you’re a tough guy.

Alright, fine. I'm in.

C’mon let’s go. There’s like no one here right now it’s the perfect time. Last one in buys lunch?

T-That's um, yeah that's something you could do.

That’s what I freaking said! Like the fuck man. The fuck! So dumb. But anyway, besides the screaming how’s been your day?

Only insane people hate the Avengers. Please tell me you're not still friends! Eh, it was alright. I didn't do a whole lot other than go to work.

Thank you, Axel. It means more to me than you know.

You know nothing is too much to ask of me, right?

I don’t know but I’d have words for the person who didn’t. Just like I damn near died when my friend hated Avengers. Like who hates Avengers? Bad people.

How can you hate the Avengers? That's utter madness!

Right, we have got to go see that when it comes out! Midnight premiere baby.

Definitely will have to do that. How could you not want to see Deadpool the second it comes out?

Well, I’m glad you’re so protective of her. That’s sweet of you—Axel was it? Maybe we should change that “only female” trope! I’m sure the myths wouldn’t mind if we throw a male or two into the estrogen pit! We can call them —— banhees. 

That's because it's Bo and we've been friends for a long time. She's like my little sister. Eh, who needs tradition? I hear that's out now anyways.

No, please don’t feel bad. I just didn’t want to bother you, it was really late. But I-I’ll be sure to do that next time, I promise.

I mean it Bo, just climb in and sleep. You know nothing is gonna hurt you then.

Oh man, so true. Yeah that’s kinda weird like I didn’t like how Pepper went from Freak Show to Asylum that was uncomfortable. Oh man, those Wolverine movies…but! You know what I’m so stoked for? The Deadpool movie. I’m gonna freak out in the theater. I’ll second that.

It was also really really sad. Poor Pepper. The Wolverine movies are the worst X-Men movies ever. Followed by the third one. Oh my god, the Deadpool movie is going to be brilliant.

People here scream at night? What?

They did last night.

We’re on the same page there, chief, although I did love that Satan Nun. She was exciting. Asylum was the worst for sure, but I’m so excited for the next season. Top Hat, I think it’s supposed to be. Are they! Yes, yes, yes. Future Past was by far the best X-men to date, I literally couldn’t handle it I saw it so many times. But yeah, basically. Psychic Sherlock is your name, ghost visions is your game.

The best part of the entire season, for sure. Yeah, next season should be interesting. But I don't know how to take all the seasons being intertwined now. It messes up the whole dynamic. Any X-Men movies are better than the Wolverine movies. Those are terrible. I'm practically the Teresa Caputo of the crime solving world.

Ah, the dreaded nightmare. It sounds like it shocked her quite a bit. Is she alright now? Also, sorry for calling you a psychopath. Normally when only one person hears screaming, they’re either a banshee or possibly schizophrenic. 

To be determined, I gotta see how she's actually feeling, but I know she'll be alright. She always is. It's alright, although, why a banshee? Those are always female.

There could be a fire or something and you'd never know. That would be a bad way to go out. Literally in flames.