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“—– —— I can’t fuckin’ believe this, I —- Ninety-six! Two weeks studying for a B. —- A damn B. I needed that A! And he —- he literally jus’ —— Jesus Christ, NYU won’t accept me ‘cause of that shit! Do I need to suck his — to suck his dick to get that damn A? —- —- How the hell am I supposed to get into that damn law program if I can’t even get hundred points in a fucking High School french exam? —– – I swear to god, M’gonna tell my mum and make her sue his ass. —– M’not even fucking kiddin’, I —– I needed that A.”

Yeah, wow, big fucking deal, Darian -- there are plenty of other law schools that will accept a B, and even if they don’t, you can just retake it some other time. -- Doesn’t even matter.

“All I’ve heard about lately is people not getting into the college of their choice, I mean, if your future is really that fucked up then I would happily offer you a place at my firm.”

---- No. -- Thanks. ------ Not at all, actually, but thanks.

----- I... Okay, yeah, uh -- if you say so. -- Um -- how was it? -- Hospital? I mean, I’ve been a bunch of times, since, uh -- I always manage to, like -- break something, or sprain my, uh -- something... Or something, but, y’know -- it’s cool to, uh -- to know what someone else thinks about it. Maybe. --Maybe it isn;t cool. I, uh --- I don’t know. Anyway, uh -- yeah; how was it?

            ❛ w-what does that say?              i can’t see it so w e l l. ❜

It, uh -- It says that I didn’t get accepted. --- It’s fine. Uh, -- It’s not like, y’know -- not like there aren’t any other colleges I can get into. -- Aha.

Wren, uh -- do you mind, y’know, like -- not doing that here? -- Please?

Yeah, well, we sure do have the ancient Egyptians to thank for that.

“Before you even ask– I’d like you to know that whatever it is that you want from me, the answer is no.”

I ----- I’ll buy you new pairs of shoes if ya’ do it.

Most girls are awesome. Like, y’know -- Margaret Thatcher wasn’t that awesome, or, like -- Iggy Azalea. Or something.

“I’m not in the mood, but if you’d keep it down, that would be fucking great.”

Yeah, okay -- talk to me like that one more time, and I’ll saw your dick off.

“Yeah, hi. Don’t freak out. Before you ask, I dropped out of school for a li’l bit but my ma gave me a pep talk so I’m back. Also, do you have any food? M’fuckin’ starving.”

------- What? -- I -- Right, uh -- okay, so, uh, --- no. I mean, -- No, I don’t have any food. -- Sorry, uh -- sorry ‘bout that.